Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 Well, there's no mistaking her for being your daughter is there? Asked my son what/who he wanted to be for book day. "Aubameyang". No, he's not a book. "I have a book about him though" Yes...I...but...just pick something else. "Ok, I'll go as the Christmasaurus". So he did. My daughter went for the easier option of Red Riding Hood, which my wife appreciated.
Members SuperBacon Posted March 6, 2020 Members Posted March 6, 2020 17 minutes ago, PunkStep said: Asked my son what/who he wanted to be for book day. "Aubameyang". No, he's not a book. "I have a book about him though" Harry Potter and The Missed Open Goal? Harry Potter and The Bottled Penalty? Harry Potter and The Striker Who Cried When He Missed In The Europa League? x
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 36 minutes ago, PunkStep said: My daughter went for the easier option of Red Riding Hood, which my wife appreciated. Tried to get mine to be Red Riding Hood. That was £8 in Asda, Alice in Wonderland was £14. Bastard. (That's a Pint of Lager vs. a dribble of Baileys at London prices, Punky)
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 Or one house vs two houses in Hull
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 2 minutes ago, PunkStep said: Or one house vs two houses in Hull Don't exaggerate. Only in East Hull.
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted March 6, 2020 Author Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 I'm so glad it's not just Dyllan who has turds that should belong to a dinosaur. He blocks the toilet about once a fortnight, one time it was so bad I nearly had to call a plumber.
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 18 minutes ago, tiger_rick said: a Pint of Lager vs. a dribble of Baileys Ralf Little was in that, wasn’t he?
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 6, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 6, 2020 It takes ten minutes to get to nursery, so we aim to leave the house at 8:50. We often fail. This morning we're dressed, the episode of Postman Pat finished at 8:47, so all was good. Then.... "Daddy, I need a poo!" "Come on then, into the bathroom" Gave him a few minutes. "Are you done?" "Not yet" A few more minutes. "Are you finished?" "Not yet" Tick tick tick tick. A few more minutes. "Have you finished yet?" "Not yet" Another couple of minutes. "Daddy!" "Yeah?" "I was pretending to have a poo!" ?
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 25, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 25, 2020 Poor lad is traumatised now that McDonald's has closed. Extra Eugene Tooms points for the weird video glitch at the end that makes his head stretch into something slightly unsettling.
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 26, 2020 Paid Members Posted March 26, 2020 (edited) These two of mine doing some alleged self isolating. Edited March 26, 2020 by Devon Malcolm
Members SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2020 Members Posted April 9, 2020 Can everyone understand what Waffle The Wonder Dog says? Or do they all just hear woofs and are talking back to him like we all do with pets? Having an argument with my 7 year old.
BrodyGraham Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 50 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Can everyone understand what Waffle The Wonder Dog says? Or do they all just hear woofs and are talking back to him like we all do with pets? Having an argument with my 7 year old. Everyone can understand him.
Members SuperBacon Posted April 9, 2020 Members Posted April 9, 2020 39 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said: Otherwise they'd just call him Waffle the dog. I call him an excuse to stare at his Mum.
Mr_Danger Posted April 9, 2020 Posted April 9, 2020 Honestly, what is it with Cbeebies dad's punching above their weight? Waffle dad, Topsy and Tim dad and Woolly and Tig dad all doing well for themselves.
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