deathrey Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 If my knowledge of winding a baby/reflux applies here, it's all to do with the diaphragm. You must both have incredibly strong ones that don't need any excess air released on that direction. Bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted September 27, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 27, 2023 1 hour ago, deathrey said: If my knowledge of winding a baby/reflux applies here, it's all to do with the diaphragm. You must both have incredibly strong ones that don't need any excess air released on that direction. Bizarre. Now that's enlightening. Excellent post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 Most of my burps are more like hiccups with a strong exhale, no projected rumbling belch or anything. To be honest, I find most people who do burp like that incredibly rude, because you must choose to wind up and let rip at volume. There's a guy at work on WFH who'll burp right down his low-angled camera during customer and team calls which I find horrendous. I can tie laces, but tying two loose strigs or ropes together foxes me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted September 27, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 27, 2023 19 hours ago, Max Power said: Can't burp. Don't know how you're supposed to do it. Do you push from your diaphram or just your neck or throat. I can only imagine how satisfying it must be to let a decibel crushing belch out. You bastards. Someone on Off Menu recently was talking about this. Apparently just managed to do their first burp ever unassisted. I think it was Paul Foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panhead Posted September 27, 2023 Share Posted September 27, 2023 I can't burp either. I have to cough until I do a massive dry heave and that's how the air gets out. My Mrs and my friends are used to it now but it's shit having to explain to new people that I'm not going to be sick. I'm 38 and I'd love to be able to just burp properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 I feel for all your mothers, you must have been nightmares as babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SuperBacon Posted September 28, 2023 Members Share Posted September 28, 2023 29 minutes ago, deathrey said: I feel for all your mothers, you must have been nightmares as babies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browser Brady Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 I never learned to tell the time or tie my shoe laces properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted September 28, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2023 What do you mean you never learned how to tell the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted September 28, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2023 3 hours ago, deathrey said: I feel for all your mothers, you must have been nightmares as babies. Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browser Brady Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 4 hours ago, FelatioLips said: What do you mean you never learned how to tell the time? I should say via a traditional clock.  Big hands , little hands all that kind of business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wideload90 Posted September 28, 2023 Share Posted September 28, 2023 Make a paper aeroplane. Any DIY is an absolute disaster, and I can't iron for love nor money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted September 28, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted September 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Browser Brady said: I should say via a traditional clock.  Big hands , little hands all that kind of business.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted October 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted October 1, 2023 Quite a few things here that have been mentioned. Can’t whistle, blow up a balloon, wrap presents, make a paper aeroplane, DIY or read the time on a traditional clock. My girlfriend can’t read the time on a 24 hour clock so we even each other out. My mother in law asked me if I struggle with my maths because I can’t read the time but I’m a bit of a maths whizz. It’s just something that’s never clicked for me. Some things like wrapping and DIY etc could come down to poor hand eye coordination but I think I do have good hand eye coordination because of how good I am at darts (yes I’m bragging). In regards to the DIY, I think I would be alright now. My dad did try to teach me but if I got something wrong the first time, he would shout at me and just be a dick. So it made me feel more pressure and I’d get it wrong. And eventually I just fucked up on purpose so he wouldn’t ask for my help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted October 1, 2023 Paid Members Share Posted October 1, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, TheBurningRed said: My girlfriend can’t read the time on a 24 hour clock Like a digital one? I ask because I'm assuming that's what you mean and I genuinely can't fathom how that's possible unless you can't read or comprehend numbers at all.  Edited October 1, 2023 by Tommy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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