Paid Members LaGoosh Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 (edited) What's legal that shouldn't be? What do you want banned? What's against the law but should be free for all to do and enjoy? It may be something small and realistic or something completely irrational and insane that benefits only you. What would you change in the law? Me personally - I would make golf illegal. Not only is it a stupid, boring game for twats the sheer amount of land that golf courses take up in this country is fucking horrendous. Acres and acres of land used by a very, very small handful of rich elitists to hit a ball with a stick while dressed like idiots. Lands that could be used for public spaces, public housing or sports that are played by the masses and not just a handful of Tories. Or just areas of nature where plants, animals, insects etc. can thrive and be enjoyed by everyone. In a time of housing crises you could fit thousands of homes on every golf course. Or turn them into huge solar power farms to help the masses get cheaper energy. Just use the space for anything but fucking GOLF. Edited November 17, 2022 by LaGoosh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 The people who say “Bring back national service” must be the first ones to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Talking on phone on public transport: Life imprisonment. Feet on seats on public transport: Immediate death penalty. Ordering complicated coffees in front of me when I just want something simple: 5 year ban from coffee shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Nostalgia. All of it and the people making the bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members BomberPat Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 first up against the wall for anyone taking a trolley to a baskets-only queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 Food delivery mooks must have driving licenses. Sick of these berks zooming through pedestrian zones like they think they have Ambulance priority. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 Any group of NIMBY's who successfully block house building in their area has their property compulsorily purchased for 50p. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gaffer Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 Community service via road sweeping for people who keep flopping their hand out into traffic like an Aardman animation even though the bus is clearly slowing down to pull in. Uppity fuckers spike my anxiety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 1 hour ago, BomberPat said: first up against the wall for anyone taking a trolley to a baskets-only queue. The co-op near where I work has 6 checkouts but only staff the fag counter. It seemingly doesn't matter how much I have they insist on putting it through there while everyone else lines up behind me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted November 17, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted November 17, 2022 Pretty much everything the Tories have done so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 If you do the "School Run", you must live at least a mile from said school. Anything nearer and you walk, you lazy bastards. And stop double parking whilst you're waiting too, you dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 16 minutes ago, Max Power said: If you do the "School Run", you must live at least a mile from said school. Anything nearer and you walk, you lazy bastards. And stop double parking whilst you're waiting too, you dickhead. Fuck off, do you have any idea how long it takes a four year old to walk 0.8 miles. I do, fucking ages is the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 8 hours ago, LaGoosh said: Me personally - I would make golf illegal. Not only is it a stupid, boring game for twats the sheer amount of land that golf courses take up in this country is fucking horrendous. Acres and acres of land used by a very, very small handful of rich elitists to hit a ball with a stick while dressed like idiots. Lands that could be used for public spaces, public housing or sports that are played by the masses and not just a handful of Tories. Or just areas of nature where plants, animals, insects etc. can thrive and be enjoyed by everyone. In a time of housing crises you could fit thousands of homes on every golf course. Or turn them into huge solar power farms to help the masses get cheaper energy. Just use the space for anything but fucking GOLF. While we're at it, let's outlaw professional football. Waste of land, purely so the rich elite can get paid a boat load of money to kick a ball about. You're allowed to do it "for the love of the game" on weekends down the park. You can have Sunday leagues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, Vamp said: While we're at it, let's outlaw professional football. Waste of land, purely so the rich elite can get paid a boat load of money to kick a ball about. You're allowed to do it "for the love of the game" on weekends down the park. You can have Sunday leagues. Ah yes, its famously the rich elite that make it in professional football. Not predominantly working class people as I thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 7 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Ah yes, its famously the rich elite that make it in professional football. Not predominantly working class people as I thought. I suspect he may have been using the rhetoric of the original post surrounding golf being for rich people and applying it to a different sport for comedic effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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