So, Control Your Narrative......is .... Ermm.....a thing.

[Keith Houchen]

1 hour ago, Carbomb said:

I just find myself chuckling at the fact they have a t-shirt saying "TOMMY TANKX".

Still better than the one Pillman Jr wore. 

[andrew "the ref" coyne]

The Rant room?!? There is no way in hell someone like Austin Aries is going to sit there and listen to a angry fan tell him "he's shit".

[Jazzy G]

They've allegedly got a TV deal as well. 

[Supremo]

56 minutes ago, andrew "the ref" coyne said:

The Rant room?!? There is no way in hell someone like Austin Aries is going to sit there and listen to a angry fan tell him "he's shit".

Better yet, just spend the three minutes going through all his bullshit conspiracy theories and calmly explain why he’s a stupid dickhead.

”Guess what reduces the spread of Covid-19, Austin? Masks.”

[Rob Lowe]

I presume the "rant room" is supposed to prove a point, that no one would have the balls to be rude to their faces. But someone will and these thin-skinned babies will go mental and end up strangling someone.

Edited March 1, 2022 by Rob Lowe

[Chili]

These all seem like the absolute type to say Kane is intriguing chat in the locker room. 

[WyattSheepMask]

For some reason I’ll never quite truly understand, I skimmed through the second big video on their YouTube.

The whole thing has a shit Fight Club knockoff vibe going on, but the absolute highlight and completely against the grimy, dark aesthetic they were going for was 2.0 watching the whole thing like they were Statler & Warldorf

Edited March 1, 2022 by WyattSheepMask

[Jazzy G]

What the heck is this?

https://www.controlyournarrative.co/collections/official-merchandise/products/project-initiation-hoodie-shirt-and-seminar

Future Dates TBA

What is a #Project?

A “Project” is the proverbial aspiring “sports-entertainment” performer seeking “opportunity” to live their “dream.”
In the world of the “corporate wrestling brands” you are referred to as an “extra.” You are paid a meager penance to stand awkwardly in ill fitting dress clothes.

Scenario 1: you are led blindly through the “dark” into a match that you are not prepared for. You are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You have a minor accolade that you humble brag about on social media. Quickly forgotten validation. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Scenario 2: you are put into outfit that says “SECURITY” or “POLICE.” Your authority is not respected and you, again, are sacrificed for the “corporate good.” You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Scenario 3: You are fed adequately via “catering.” Nobody recognizes you exist. You patiently wait 4-8 months for your next “opportunity.”

Why become a #Project?

A #Project understands this circle is endless and contrived. Seeks something more. Deeper purpose.

Through #ControlYourNarrative they can “become who they are supposed to be.”

What does a #Project do?

A #Project is prepared to forgo their independent “sports-entertainment” persona and destroy this past through the trial and tribulation of The Narrative.

A #Project assumes their “Project Number” as their new handle. This number is their choice and must never be forgotten.

A #Project fills out their #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form. Signs this as both an NDA and waiver of liability.

A #Project attends a respective #ProjectNarrative Seminar where they will:

-Perform their Sports-Entertainment Persona.
-Undergo Psycho Analyzation by members of The Narrative.
-Brain Dump their truth. Their authentic selves.
-Accept criticism, critiques, and (verbal) castration.
-and finally, FIGHT.

Upon completion of the #ProjectNarrative seminar, the #Project has access and opportunity within #ControlYourNarrative.
Their number will be called to assist on ‘Fight Night’ set-up, promotional assistance, sponsor related sucking up activities, nefarious narrative business, while most importantly become eligible for prime position to fight in #ControlYourNarrative sanctioned events, and character developing segments on #ControlYourNarrative televised features.

Favoritism and Politics WILL BE PLAYED.

How to become a #Project?

Purchase your #ProjectPackage

This includes:

#Project sanctioned attire (1 Branded Black Hood. 1 Branded Black T-Shirt)

#ProjectNarrative Tenants (the hand written ec3 manifesto on 10 Foundations of Professional Wrestling)

Your #ProjectNarrative Initiation Form

Entry into your #ProjectNarrative Seminar (hosted by ec3 and members of #CYN)

The first step into the next phase of your life.

Eligible only to TRAINED SPORTS-ENTERTAINERS. (If you are not, your money will not be refunded and #CYN has rights to refuse anyone and everyone.)

(If you feel this is a grift, you have not been in the professional wrestling industry long enough.)

We here at #ControlYourNarrative look forward to taking those who choose this bold endeavor into our fold.

You are taking back #Control

You are prepared to fight for your #Freedom.

Through #CYN you will find #Purpose.

-The Narrator

 

[WyattSheepMask]

10 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

What the heck is this?

https://www.controlyournarrative.co/collections/official-merchandise/products/project-initiation-hoodie-shirt-and-seminar

*ramblings*

So, shit Fight Club 

[Ironic Indie Lad]

This is some of the most embarrassing nonsense I have ever seen.

Bunch of absolute babies having a huge nervous breakdown in public.

Can someone just assure these guys that they are brilliant, they are important, they are talented artists, they definitely should have been pushed to the moon and paid hundreds of millions of dollars and had creative control etc. Hopefully then they will shut the fuck up. 

[Cousin Jim Bob]

Whose behind all the crazy ramblings/running this? It all sounds completely mental. Like a paranoid cocaine nightmare.  

 

I'm sure it will just end up looking like a sub ROH indy. Rant room sounds funny though, they should put that on PPV. 

[Carbomb]

Wouldn't be shocked if they had a Blockchain Championship or something. And maybe a heel tag-team called The Cultural Marxists or The Deep State.

I'm looking forward to the debut of Leo Dunning-Kruger.

[Merzbow]

At least one match will have Russian interference.

Edited March 1, 2022 by Merzbow

[Carbomb]

And all luchadors with masks are booked as heels.

[DavidB6937]

For people that want to control their narrative, I don't have a fucking clue what their narrative is apart from talking utter shit.