Paid Members Nick James Posted February 28, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 28, 2022 So Control Your Narrative is now a promotion, apparently. Looks like EC3, Strowman (who seems to have aged about 40 years), Killer Kross and Austin Aries are the 'main players'. What in the tin foil hat fuck is this all about? Quote
BrodyGraham Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 As comically fucked up as the whole thing looks like it'll be, my main take away from this is that Austin Aries appears to have a hole going through his left arm. Also, is he going to be working every match? Because by the look of it he's the only guy that can go in the promotion. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Just now, wordsfromlee said: Fucking hell, bet it’s cryptobros funding it. Quote
BrodyGraham Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 'We want to swear and have boobies on our show. It's not 'cos we're stupid. It's cos you're stupid.' Quote
wordsfromlee Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Their merch is brilliantly awful too. Sorry, not merch - "wearable propaganda". https://www.controlyournarrative.co/collections/official-merchandise Quote
Infinity Land Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Damo was recently announced for it as well. When they announced their first couple of shows, one of them was promoted as a TV taping. Here's a "lovely" blurb for their first show. Quote THE AWAKENING LIVE (ORLANDO, FLORIDA) Control Your Narrative (CYN) has found it’s “purpose” and is proud to announce “Awakening: Live”, a series of live events featuring combative PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING action and the real stories of those who choose to fight. Headlined by “The Titan” Adam Scherr, ec3, the newly recruited Killer Kross, and other top names in the field of “sports and entertainment,” “CYN Awakening: Live” is a live event under the guise of a “traditional wrestling show” that will be everything but “traditional.” “CYN Awakening: Live” will offer an unique, interactive experience, where fans can not only meet and great their favorite stars, but watch them do what these world class competitors do best. Quote
Paid Members Nick James Posted February 28, 2022 Author Paid Members Posted February 28, 2022 I mean, it's gotta be satire, right? Quote
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted February 28, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 28, 2022 Let's be honest here, we're all desperate to watch this now. Quote
Infinity Land Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 Only if they replace the person on the building sign with Ernest 'The Cat' Miller. Quote
CTXRussomark Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 30 minutes ago, Infinity Land said: “CYN Awakening: Live” is a live event under the guise of a “traditional wrestling show” that will be everything but “traditional.” “CYN Awakening: Live” will offer an unique, interactive experience, where fans can not only meet and great their favorite stars, but watch them do what these world class competitors do best. Meet & Greet followed by a wrestling show then? Revolutionary stuff. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 28, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 28, 2022 39 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: Their merch is brilliantly awful too. Sorry, not merch - "wearable propaganda". https://www.controlyournarrative.co/collections/official-merchandise I just find myself chuckling at the fact they have a t-shirt saying "TOMMY TANKX". Quote
69MeDon Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 26 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Let's be honest here, we're all desperate to watch this now. I'll go ahead and pirate it, maybe. I'm not paying. Quote
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted February 28, 2022 Paid Members Posted February 28, 2022 4 minutes ago, 69MeDon said: I'll go ahead and pirate it, maybe. I'm not paying. Oh, 100%. Quote
WyattSheepMask Posted February 28, 2022 Posted February 28, 2022 (edited) 49 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Let's be honest here, we're all desperate to watch this now. Here’s what they put out a few months back. Let me know how you get on Edited February 28, 2022 by WyattSheepMask Quote
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