Paid Members ReturnOfTheMack Posted December 12, 2021 Author Paid Members Share Posted December 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Cannibal Man said: Dax Harwood no, million of that guy stalking every major Brewdog in every city, probably a couple of flatcaps at home, really loves private boxes at the footy etc 7 hours ago, Shane O' Mac Version 2 said: I can see Hangman, but Punk and Dax? Really? I was surprised. She also toyed with putting John Silver in the top 3. As I said, she hasn't the best taste in men, obviously. Also, I'm very hungover and not entirely sure I'm not still drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Masked Poster Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Bastion Booger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Ray Rougeau, it’ll always be Ray Rougeau Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Butternut Squash Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Daniel Garcia 😍 The OP meant Cash Wheeler right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 You boys have a strange taste in boys. I only have eyes for Edge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love-Wilcox Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Wardlow is just beautiful. My Mum always had a thing for Goldberg back in the WCW days but I never saw it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Edge is what happens when you leave Test on the radiator for too long, he's a bit melted in the face. Also, the answer is Big Kev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted December 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 12, 2021 They didn't call him Big Sexy for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 And unlike Sean Michaels, he's stayed sexy all these years rather than de-evolving into a cave troll like a lot of wrestlers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Mustang Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 I love when you boys do these thirsty threads! Hangman Andrade (and Jose, of course) Roman Wardlow Mox Walter Retro nostalgia ; Bret, Nash, Billy Gunn and I always thought IRS was rather dishy. I also had an unfortunate dirty dream about Don Callis, so make of that what you will… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Does AEW have the most mainstream-sexy roster of all time? I can't think of any company in any era of wrestling that has a roster of so many diverse good-looking guys and girls, and certainly the first that would seem to know how to capitalise on that multimedia appeal. Hulk and Warrior in the 80s were cartoons but if a guy was singled out as a hunk (i.e. Rude or Martel), it was invariably as an unlikeable dick. On the other side, NWA/WCW were dirt-rough at marketing anything, and hype videos for guys like Magnum TA have not aged well at all in the cheesy cringe department. Vince stuck all his eggs in HBK's basket, who, while good looking, was clearly off his nut on meds so I wouldn't have trusted him on a talk show mic. Attitude era and ECW was all lads-lads-lads so good looks were seemingly reserved for the valets and not the in-ring talent, who were too busy being edgy and well-hard. The Hardy Boyz and Lita were pretty much the sum of all hotness at the time, a young attractive team who actually felt contemporary. WCW at the time was an old boy's club, where men were men, Nash was Nash, and women were Nitro Girls. The Rrrrrrrruthless Aggressssssion era turned out a hundred and one male physique models doing entries from the WWE's Wonderful World of Neckbreakers, none of whom were given the freedom or had the wherewithal to come across as anything more intelligent or engaging than a cookie cutter. We had IMO the golden era of WWE women both for skills and looks in Lita, Trish, Victoria, Stacy, and Molly, but limited to swimsuit calendars rather than a solid push in and out of the ring. I recall a bronze statue being made of Stacy Keibler's legs and ass, so there was that, I suppose. Current WWE has a well-oiled production line of athletic, attractive talent in generic yet overcomplicated ring gear, but the sheer stagnant weight of production and rigid media control means they seem very flat, and a key measure of someone's attractiveness is, to me, the feeling that there is something genuinely going on between their ears. There's an appreciation for them, but more acknowledging they are good at their jobs rather than fancying them. AEW on the other hand, allow talent to express themselves on social media and in the ring, and allow them to make genuine connections with their audience. That in turn means their roster are much more attractive, because they feel more real and relatable, like we know them more. Cavemanlynn's five pillars - Hangman, Jungle Boy, HOOK, Miro, Wardlow. At bat for all of them, with honorable mentions to Cash Wheeler and Andrade. Sidenote: I love that the first shot of Jack Perry in the Jurassic Express tron is properly focused on his leather-clad junk. Magnificent stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Mox with the extra beef on him during his most recent run is up there too, easily above Cash and Andrade for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 (edited) Your wife is right @ReturnOfTheMack Punk is definitely one of the most attractive wrestlers (from a female point of view). Roman Reigns is obviously the best looking man in wrestling though. Edited December 12, 2021 by deathrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 Punk is fit, but then I like boss eyed tattooed men who look haggard and like they would be arseholes. (Hi Mike Kinsella) Roman is ridiculous. It's not even fair how good looking he is. Bret is old school fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted December 12, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted December 12, 2021 14 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Bret is old school fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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