Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted June 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 19, 2021 She asked him what interested him about her and he replied "Your past. Your present. Your posts with your tits out." Havent been able to breath since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted June 19, 2021 Share Posted June 19, 2021 It's always the quiet goody goody ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted June 19, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 19, 2021 For whatever reason, out of all that, this bit has tickled me the most: "Suggested they meet up at the races" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 Well he wasn’t going to suggest seeing a movie, was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Describing them as “Tremendous” is the coup de grace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted June 20, 2021 Moderators Share Posted June 20, 2021 "You were certainly front of the queue when God was handing out breasts, or mammary glans." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted June 20, 2021 Awards Moderator Share Posted June 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members TheBurningRed Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 Asking if her tits were “falsies” is my favourite bit. I can hear him say it. Like a curious teenager who’s just spoken to his first grown up girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 Michael Owen getting ready to see some more tremendous breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hallicks Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 I think he’s gotten being “an angel” and “the most boring man on the planet” confused. You can hear his dull monotone voice in those texts as well. Still, keeping it on brand to have the most boring lurid revelations possible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Another Manchester United legend letting himself down with the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 Just now, Mr_Danger said: Another Manchester United legend letting himself down with the ladies. Don't get carried away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 (edited) This would have never happened if he'd stayed at Liverpool, or Real Madrid, or Newcastle. Well, maybe not Newcastle. Edited June 20, 2021 by jazzygeofferz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted June 20, 2021 Paid Members Share Posted June 20, 2021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chili Posted June 20, 2021 Share Posted June 20, 2021 I am never going to understand Michael Owen. How does 24 hours exist for him, he's compellingly dull, it's almost an art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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