Guest Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her. "Sometimes I think you love your job more than me," she'll invariably say as walks in with the blood of rescued orphans dried on his neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 50 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said: I said that I know it’s stupid, but I can’t help that it bothers me so  25 minutes ago, deathrey said: I'm aware of that, that's what annoys me. I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic... Reading would be your friend. Â ...... oops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:  I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic... Or left to those who can tell them and get the upvotes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 hour ago, Joe Blog said: People moaning about hot weather. But if we don't moan about the weather, what are we meant to do!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 21 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said: Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her. "Sometimes I think you love your job more than me," she'll invariably say as walks in with the blood of rescued orphans dried on his neck. This is why I hate Iron Man 3 so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Red Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Should of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Supremo Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 People listing something as free on Facebook marketplace, then writing, "PM for prices," in the description. Should be a criminal offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CavemanLynn Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Uncle Zeb said: Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her. Connected to this is the soap opera coppers themselves. I'm not expecting Olivier, but every copper (and that is the term they're obviously modelling themselves on, not policeman/woman/camera/TV/person) acts like they're rocking back and forth on their heels, imaginary pot belly and chest puffed out scoffing through their bristling moustache, or ready to go for their fackin' shootah if anyone DARE ask when they'll be able to hear from their loved ones when the offence is shoplifting or jaywalking. Nerdy middle-aged work-based email minor annoyance: "Please advise", with no full stop attached to a forwarded email stream from the past two days. Edited August 17, 2020 by CavemanLynn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 People who think a logo can be embroiled when they mean embroidered. 55 minutes ago, Bicurious Dad said: Should of. This is not minor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 1 minute ago, air_raid said: People who think a logo can be embroiled when they mean embroidered. This is not minor. Agreed - same with specific/pacific. I don't even understand how people get that one confused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamura Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Drivers who don't appreciate that the use of indicators to signify their intentions to "other road users" includes pedestrians as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 40 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said: Agreed - same with specific/pacific. I don't even understand how people get that one confused. They’re oceans apart in meaning.  Posters who think they’re funny when they’re not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Bellenda Carlisle said: It really annoys me when I'm enjoying a pornographic film and every time something good happens loads of camera flashes and shutter sounds go off because they're also taking still images of the scene at the same time. I have to stop watching and choose another title it takes me out of the moment so much. Similarly, home made porn where they've left the telly on in the background or failed to get the pets out the room first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members ElCece Posted August 17, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted August 17, 2020 7 minutes ago, JNLister said: Similarly, home made porn where they've left the telly on in the background or failed to get the pets out the room first. I fear the pets haven't been left in by accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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