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Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her.

"Sometimes I think you love your job more than me," she'll invariably say as walks in with the blood of rescued orphans dried on his neck.

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People who post stupid boring quotes and wrongly attribute them to celebrities. Where the fuck is Tom Hardy giving all these benign housewife friendly interviews about the state of modern society? Mar

What we have here is a few numpties talking American English on a British English forum. Get your arses down Kwik Save and see if you can find yourself some frozen fucking patties. 

You can tell bAz is from Glasgow that this registers as a 'minor annoyance'.

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50 minutes ago, Hannibal Scorch said:

I said that I know it’s stupid, but I can’t help that it bothers me so

 

25 minutes ago, deathrey said:

I'm aware of that, that's what annoys me. 

I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic...

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2 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic...

Reading would be your friend.

 

...... oops.

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4 minutes ago, SuperBacon said:

 

I guess Meltzer 'jokes' should be kept to On Topic...

Or left to those who can tell them and get the upvotes. 

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21 minutes ago, Uncle Zeb said:

Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her.

"Sometimes I think you love your job more than me," she'll invariably say as walks in with the blood of rescued orphans dried on his neck.

This is why I hate Iron Man 3 so much.

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People listing something as free on Facebook marketplace, then writing, "PM for prices," in the description. Should be a criminal offence.

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1 hour ago, Uncle Zeb said:

Characters on TV who date/marry a copper and then take umbrage that he elects to catch a serial rapist or defuse a citywide bomb when he could be spending time with her.

Connected to this is the soap opera coppers themselves. I'm not expecting Olivier, but every copper (and that is the term they're obviously modelling themselves on, not policeman/woman/camera/TV/person) acts like they're rocking back and forth on their heels, imaginary pot belly and chest puffed out scoffing through their bristling moustache, or ready to go for their fackin' shootah if anyone DARE ask when they'll be able to hear from their loved ones when the offence is shoplifting or jaywalking.

Nerdy middle-aged work-based email minor annoyance: "Please advise", with no full stop attached to a forwarded email stream from the past two days.

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People who think a logo can be embroiled when they mean embroidered.

55 minutes ago, Bicurious Dad said:

Should of.

This is not minor.

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1 minute ago, air_raid said:

People who think a logo can be embroiled when they mean embroidered.

This is not minor.

Agreed - same with specific/pacific. I don't even understand how people get that one confused.

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40 minutes ago, DavidB6937 said:

Agreed - same with specific/pacific. I don't even understand how people get that one confused.

They’re oceans apart in meaning.

 

Posters who think they’re funny when they’re not.

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3 hours ago, Bellenda Carlisle said:

It really annoys me when I'm enjoying a pornographic film and every time something good happens loads of camera flashes and shutter sounds go off because they're also taking still images of the scene at the same time. I have to stop watching and choose another title it takes me out of the moment so much.

Similarly, home made porn where they've left the telly on in the background or failed to get the pets out the room first.

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7 minutes ago, JNLister said:

Similarly, home made porn where they've left the telly on in the background or failed to get the pets out the room first.

I fear the pets haven't been left in by accident. 

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