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Frankie Crisp

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Just now, Frankie Crisp said:

I know. It’s not surprising that I drink.

I suppose watching Scrubs can give everyone some solace in knowing that they aren't as much of a selfish cunt as JD is.

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24 minutes ago, John Matrix said:

Sound the pathetic klaxon as loud as you can, i'm crushing hard on two women I follow on Twitter.  

My daughter has been having trouble getting to sleep recently. I've taken to going for a drive to put her down for her afternoon nap. I've come to really enjoy this drive as it is the only opportunity I get now to check out women that are not my wife. 

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I watched Desperate Housewives in its entirety and have no regrets whatsoever.

EDIT: Secondary confession...I may have started watching I before lockdown. I’m at the point where I genuinely can’t remember...

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I'm wanking loads

 

Nah:just joshing I'm eating and drinking like a whirling dervish though. I'm up to 18st. Luckily I'm somehow wearing it well. I'm guessing it's my primo tan. 

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12 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

My daughter has been having trouble getting to sleep recently. I've taken to going for a drive to put her down for her afternoon nap. I've come to really enjoy this drive as it is the only opportunity I get now to check out women that are not my wife. 

This is the thing though, I mean both are pretty to look at, but it's not even that.  I mean, naturally, they could be cat slaughtering psychopaths or hairy arsed catfishers for all I know, I just find both of them an absolute delight.  Funny, eloquent, clever.  It's the most irrational thing - I can't explain it.

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Working from home means I can have music on when not on the phone. The easiest way for me to do this is to have my laptop next to my work computer and just have every song on shuffle. 

Having a third screen on my desk, that isn't monitored and has nothing blocked, means that I've watched an inordinate amount of porn whilst on conference calls.

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In work doing terrible impressions All day every day such as David Dickinson, Ric Flair And Father Noel specifically to piss my colleagues off.  It’s working.

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8 minutes ago, scratchdj said:

Having spent 20 years trying to think of an idea for a product/business I had my best idea yet 2 weeks before lockdown started, which was perfect timing for many reasons.

So I spent the first 4 weeks developing it, which is by far the most code I’ve written in a month, ever. It was the first time in my career when I’ve had anything more than a few days free and was quite amazed what could be done when the phone and emails are quiet.

I’ll find out on Tuesday if the organisation that I need the backing of to make a real go of it are interested. If they’re not, then it’s been a waste of time and excitement. I’m quietly confident though.

It's the "hat" isn't it?

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