Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 28, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2020 3 hours ago, Joe Blog said: Went to my local asda this morning. People had to line up outside as they only let a certain number in at a time. Had markers on the floor to provide spacing for social distancing. Also had arrows on the floors of the aisles to indicate that it was now a one way system. Plenty of people in surgical masks, which do fuck all by the way. All in all a surreal but calm environment. Few very old people in the shop/line which broke my heart a bit as they either don't have anyone to do their shop or they are remaining stubbornly ignorant about it all. Yeah I went to our local Asda earlier and it was exactly how you described it. It was quite intimidating getting in, they had half a dozen hench motherfuckers on security. They had plenty of stock though, everything was available other than pasta and flour. Fair bit of toilet roll available as well. When I finished work Wednesday I rushed out to the garden to play footie with my kids. While they were getting their shoes on I ran onto the big communal garden - which our little garden backs onto (we are the only ones that seem to be using it at the moment) - lined up a volley and SMASH! straight at my 10yo daughter's bedroom window. Completely lost control of the ball (go on @SuperBacon, get them bare jokes out) My wife was, understandably, not amused. I got into a whole panic as I thought there would be no chance of getting someone in to fix it until things settled down. Luckily, managed to get it replaced yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 No jokes here mate. Surprised you didn't try and walk it in though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted March 28, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2020 In the back of my mind I could hear all the Xhaka-haters shouting SHOOT and I reacted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Chris B Posted March 28, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2020 4 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said: The surgical masks are to stop you spreading your germs, rather than anybody else's getting, aren't they? That's no bad thing at all, considering: so many people will have it but not show symptoms you can have it for a while before you show any symptoms. People who have symptoms are mostly staying at home, not least because it fucking sucks to have even mildly by all accounts. It's the people who don't know they have it that are at the highest risk of infecting other people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordsfromlee Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 At first I thought this was a joke post using an old video. I should have learnt by now that he really is that much of an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 28, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 28, 2020 37 minutes ago, wordsfromlee said: At first I thought this was a joke post using an old video. I should have learnt by now that he really is that much of an idiot. Pass out the bats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted March 29, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2020 Sorry for the DP, but if you been sat alone wondering how Jamiroquai has been handling self isolation, your prayers have been answered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'm glad that photographer broke his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord-Mountevans Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 51 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: I'm glad that photographer broke his nose. One hell of a headbutt, that was! I prefer to describe Jamiroquai as "a cunt, is a cunt, is a cunt" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 46 minutes ago, Ralphy said: I heard he had purchased a 3d tv to keep him occupied during isolation but he found it was driving him to virtual insanity after prolonged use I'm glad that cow beat you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members wandshogun09 Posted March 29, 2020 Paid Members Share Posted March 29, 2020 7 hours ago, SuperBacon said: I'm glad that photographer broke his nose. 4 hours ago, SuperBacon said: I'm glad that cow beat you up. You always were a little ray of sunshine, AggressiveBacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, wandshogun09 said: You always were a little ray of sunshine, AggressiveBacon. I love everyone except those who wear massive hats and those who go on massive walks clearly* *(I actually love Ralphy, he's a darling) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Blog Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Mrs Blog woke up with a cough and tight chest, hopefully nothing serious but still the shitters are up me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 It seems cleaners are still considered "essential" to the workforce during these times. I was shocked to hear the typical rumble of hoovers outside my apartment door as the usual squad set about my apartment building with their familiar gusto. They were wearing surgical gloves, mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 Classic Dom taking it on the chin has cheered me up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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