All Tories Are Cunts thread

[Max Power]

I'm off to shoot some Grouse.

Anyone fancy it? The more the merrier.

[Wideload90]

So those cunts are allowing those who hunt with guns (Tory cunts) the opportunity to breach the mighty rule of six. They're fucking trolling the public now. 

On the plus side, Ed 'bacon sandwich' Miliband just shone a light on the lead cunt charlatan and exposed him as the fraud we all knew he is and tore him a new asshole in the commons. If you've not seen the highlights, track it down. Superb takedown of cunts and their cunt policy. 

When given the opportunity to add details and show his mighty intelligence and leadership, Boris cunting Johnson absolutely bottled it. 

[Keith Houchen]

Eddy Bear doing the lords work. If only he knew how to eat a bacon sandwich. 

[RedRooster]

I've not posted in this thread for a while because fuck, it's deflating how morally bankrupt, corrupt and shitty this government is, but Jesus Christ, if being a cunt was wrestling this man would be a main event level draw: 

"The thing that annoys me about people is that they're worried about dying, the whiners" 

[waters44]

No prizes for guessing who she’s talking about!

[seph]

Today in Conservative Assholery, Rishi Sunak is suggesting replacing furlough as it is with part-time education / training for the money we're not getting through work. Wouldn't want us to have more of our lives to ourselves, would we?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/sep/22/rishi-sunak-weighs-up-german-style-wage-subsidy-scheme-covid-19?utm_source=upday&utm_medium=referral

[RedRooster]

The seriousness of this can’t be overstated, it’s Trumpian and terrifying: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/sep/26/pm-offers-top-media-body-jobs-to-critics-of-bbc-say-reports

This utter falsehood that the media has been overrun by left-wingers...I know I’m preaching to the choir here, but where are they? The main UK newspapers are almost all pro-Tory. Key news editors at the BBC have gone on to work for the Tories and one of those people has since gone on to set up GB News with another right-winger, Andrew Neil. 

It’s not a case of left vs right, it’s reality vs fiction. The BBC can not and should not balance truth with a lie, that’s not only where we’re going, we’re heading beyond that. 

[Jazzy G]

This is why  they're determined to privatise Channel 4 as well.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

On 9/27/2020 at 11:42 AM, jazzygeofferz said:

This is why  they're determined to privatise Channel 4 as well.

This will also make the Tories more determined to privatise C4

 

[Guest]

[stumobir]

Is this offer only open to asylum seekers?

[BomberPat]

would Madagascar have been too on the nose?

Edited September 30, 2020 by BomberPat

[Keith Houchen]

5 hours ago, johnnyboy said:

Snap.  I'm mildly obsessed with Ascension, St Helena, and to a lesser degree Tristan de Cunha (TDC sounds a bit too local) so I'd happily take a free trip.

Surely it would be cheaper to put asylum seekers up in The Ritz than transport them to what is effectively an RAF runway in the middle of the sea?

Tories must be creaming themselves over cheaper concentration camps. I think even if it costs more, Tory voters would support it because it means they wouldn’t be here and that’s what they care about. 

[Surf Digby]

Have they tried a big sign saying "You Are Now Entering Syria" to confuse migrants into turning back?

[BigJag]

Why does Hancock feel emboldened to be a shithead when answering questions in the House of Commons? Is it a strategy they have developed? How can they possibly beleive that it in any way paints them in a positive light?