King Coconut Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 5 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said: Quickly forgotten that they were the cunts that paved the way for that cunt Johnson. You have to remember that the electorate also played its part. I'm perfectly willing to enjoy the sight of one tory cunt taking another down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamp Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 I loved the argument that "they say there's not enough in the report and they also say it's damning and enough to get rid of me, you can't have it both ways." Not sure pointing out that people only know some of the report and still think you should fuck off is a great defence. Fair fucks to Blackford. You've got a Tory party who are trying to convince themselves that they can't get rid of de Pfeffel without calling for another general election, which they don't want. You've got Labour who don't realpy want Boris to go before the next election. Then you’ve got Blackford who just says "fuck it" and refuses to retract the truth making the parliamentary rules look like a complete and utter joke. It's so depressing that lives were essentially sacrificed at the altar of this literal bag of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Johnson is off to Ukraine so maybe we'll get lucky, war breaks out and he gets captured? What am I saying? That'll leave Raab in charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted February 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2022 3 hours ago, 69MeDon said: Johnson is off to Ukraine so maybe we'll get lucky, war breaks out and he gets captured? They'd ransom him, give them £2mil or they return him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamura Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-60215140 Quote Boris Johnson did not mislead parliament when he said there had been no parties in Downing Street, the Scottish secretary has insisted. Johnson was verifiably in attendance at three of them, and refuses to disclose whether he was in attendance at a fourth (which, for the record, happened in Johnson's own flat!). Or were they all "work meetings where some alcohol might have been consumed" or some other ridiculous excuse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Some of you on Twitter might have once kept up with these "The Week in Tory" threads, until they were paused while yer man wrote a book covering 11 years of it. As you can see, they've now resumed, and are never short of breathtaking in the sheer scale of skulduggery shat out by these charlatans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Tamura said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-60215140 Johnson was verifiably in attendance at three of them, and refuses to disclose whether he was in attendance at a fourth (which, for the record, happened in Johnson's own flat!). Or were they all "work meetings where some alcohol might have been consumed" or some other ridiculous excuse? That’s how they think, innit? For instance, it’s not a lie that Starmer didn’t prosecute Savile, in the same way it isn’t a lie that you or I didn’t prosecute Savile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Tommy! said: They'd ransom him, give them £2mil or they return him. A bargain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted February 3, 2022 Awards Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2022 No Cassetteboy but the flat delivery of the chorus is great. "Paaaaaaartyyyyyy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 So, how are we all spending our £200 discount that we have to give back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 39 minutes ago, WyattSheepMask said: So, how are we all spending our £200 discount that we have to give back I’m gambling on Russia bombing us so we can keep warm from Radioactive waste and not worry about paying it back. So I’ll spend it on some good trousers so I don’t end up like Threads Piss Woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 I'm putting it towards a Flat Screen TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Hannibal Scorch Posted February 3, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2022 I’ve bought some more Shib Coins with the announcement today. When they go “to the moon” I’m going to cash in and buy some NFTs. The profit should cover a months utilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRooster Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, Onyx2 said: No Cassetteboy but the flat delivery of the chorus is great. "Paaaaaaartyyyyyy." It's sad that the best thing we can hope for from further years of Tory rule is more of these parody songs. Well, that and the Hunger Games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
69MeDon Posted February 3, 2022 Share Posted February 3, 2022 2 hours ago, WyattSheepMask said: So, how are we all spending our £200 discount that we have to give back Crack, booze and fags. Also a flat screen TV, like @The King Of Swing. I'm a poor person, what else would I spend money on? Although I am not sure £200 will stretch to all that, given inflation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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