All Tories Are Cunts thread

[stewdogg]

4 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

I don't quite understand this?

The thing they’re changing is saying someone can restrict the types and wages of jobs to 4 weeks. This is already a thing and is set to 13 weeks (the first 13 weeks of the claim). So if in 3 months you haven’t found what you have restricted your job search on then you have to extend it. At the moment that is a work coach discretion, taking into account personal circumstances, whereas this now seems to be do literally any job. 

[Factotum]

On 1/25/2022 at 11:57 AM, Factotum said:

Something stinks about The Met suddenly showing up to investigate just as the report was going to come out. This kicks that in the long grass. Clearly the Met will find no wrongdoing and the report will come out after most have moved on. I don't trust Cressida Dick at all, a thoroughly useless head of the Met and someone who should have gone a number of times. Johnson has backed her.

The establishment protects itself

I wish I had been wrong. It's all so obvious

[ReturnOfTheMack]

Johnson looked utterly dejected in parliament, kept looking at the floor. I almost felt for him, until he opened his mouth. His response to Starmer boiled down to 'parties? Who gives a fuck. What about Saville, or Putin? And remember Corbyn?'

And then laughing when being accused of lying. 

Blackford refusing to take back saying Johnson willfully misled Parliament and then leaving the chamber just before being told to leave was a strong statement. I did hear he was escorted out by a guy with a sword... normal island! 

Edited January 31, 2022 by ReturnOfTheMack
No conclusion about my spelling can be drawn

[chokeout]

I did like that when he refused to take it back it they just carried on, leading to a bizarre 'you did take that back, didn't you?' moment. 

 

That and towards the end Johnson accused the Labour front benches of being coke heads. That came out of nowhere. 

[King Coconut]

I absolutely loved Blackford's promo. I was on the edge of my seat thinking "don't do it, blacko!"

[69MeDon]

Andrew Mitchell started talking about his "full-throated" support for Johnson and I thought I was going to throw up but then he saved it by withdrawing his throat.

[Teedy Kay]

May stuck a knife in, and who thought they'd ever see the day a Tory would back up a question posed by Diane Abbott?

[Mark Impact]

On 1/26/2022 at 1:39 PM, Hannibal Scorch said:

Did anyone else see Boris Johnson make a fat joke at Ian Blackford at PMQs and The Speaker said absolutely nothing. Hoyle has been such a downgrade in the role.

There was another jibe today as he left the house, about going to get his dinner or words to that effect. 

You know he's got at them when all they can do is resort to name calling.

 

In fact it's right at the very end of this clip...

 

Edited January 31, 2022 by Mark Impact

[69MeDon]

After the report mentioning the drinking culture on Downing Street, Nadine Dorries has been on Sky News pissed:

 

[StrongStyle]

Ian Blackford's promo was superb. Lindsay Hoyle is a big, stuttering and inadequate gimp who couldn't hold a candle to Bercow in terms of presence, authority or gravitas.

[Wideload90]

Watching Theresa May rip into Johnson is lovely.

The front bench are a pack of cunts. 

[King Coconut]

3 minutes ago, Wideload90 said:

The front bench are a pack of cunts. 

Inadvertently! 

[The King Of Swing]

May is a cunt that has finally gotten the chance to put the boot into the cunt that schemed against her. 

They are all a bunch of cunts. 

[Keith Houchen]

23 minutes ago, The King Of Swing said:

May is a cunt that has finally gotten the chance to put the boot into the cunt that schemed against her. 

They are all a bunch of cunts. 

Yeah, it pisses me off how the likes of her and Campbell seem to have been retconned. Pair of cunts. 

[The King Of Swing]

Same with all the so called "moderate" Tories including those he booted out of the party. 

Quickly forgotten that they were the cunts that paved the way for that cunt Johnson. 

Cunts.