Things that you know will be shit

[Surf Digby]

Well, I certainly feel uplifted and heart warmed.

It looks like something a bunch of kids filmed on their phones for a school project.

[Devon Malcolm]

That's got to be written by Tim Dawson, surely.

[theringmaster]

So a news story that just isn't going away this week is Marvel trying to bring back the original Avengers cast for a one off movie to revive interest. Robert Downey Jnr apparently being lined up with a 'to good to turn down' type money offer.

Even if the movie turns out alright it will still be totally sh!t because it will undo the perfect ending to the Tony Stark story. No amount of 'multiverse' will make it alright.

I'm not the sort of person who moans at remakes/reboots but just leave this alone Disney, they have had more than enough screen time and 'going back' is not the way forward for the MCU.

[CAREBEAR LUVVA]

That "G' Wed" show looks like the sort of shite they put on at the Royal Court theatre in Liverpool - the sort of stuff that they advertise as being "written by, starring and made for true Scousers". I've had the misfortune of attending a few such shows over the years and they're always fucking dreadful. "Reds and Blues" was particularly awful, about two families living next door to each other trying to get along but they can't because one family supports Liverpool and the other supports Everton. Of course they realise at the end that they all love football so they should put their differences aside and get along like normal people. "Shed" was another cracker, with Sinbad off Brookside in the starring role. He went off on a 10-minute monologue about the government, which included all the usual complaints ("dey don't curr abarr uzz in Lipewl" etc) along with some of the most horrendous over-acting I've ever seen. I think he might have even forced some tears out during one of the more "emotional" moments. It made me feel a bit ill, but the mostly over-60s crowd went absolutely apeshit for it.

It's "go 'ead", anyway, not "g 'wed", so they've got it wrong before the shitty trailer even starts. Fuck off.

[SuperBacon]

1 hour ago, CAREBEAR LUVVA said:

"Shed" was another cracker, with Sinbad off Brookside in the starring role. He went off on a 10-minute monologue about the government, which included all the usual complaints ("dey don't curr abarr uzz in Lipewl" etc) along with some of the most horrendous over-acting I've ever seen. I think he might have even forced some tears out during one of the more "emotional" moments. It made me feel a bit ill, but the mostly over-60s crowd went absolutely apeshit for it.

I never realised Frankie was that old!

[Devon Malcolm]

4 hours ago, theringmaster said:

I'm not the sort of person who moans at remakes/reboots but just leave this alone Disney, they have had more than enough screen time and 'going back' is not the way forward for the MCU.

I think the way forward would be for them to just keep making flops until they go out of business. 

[Dead Mike]

'It's the most wonderful time of the year.......'

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

I 'liked' it but only in the context of 'I agree they should fuck off to Fuckoffsville and then when they get there, go straight through and fuck off some more and then when the reach the edge of the cliff, fuck off and jump over it'.

 

Bet the selfish cunts bring out another shite cover and pretend they give to charity from it. Fucking scalpers

[WyattSheepMask]

4 hours ago, Big'Olympic_Hero'Pete said:

 

 

Bet the selfish cunts bring out another shite cover and pretend they give to charity from it. Fucking scalpers

I haven’t heard of them having a single this year but I’m sure they can knock up something with a sausage roll pun in an afternoon. They’ve also got a new grift going with Pukka Pies, with 10p per sale going to Trussel Trust while there’ll be much more going in their own pockets

[SuperBacon]

[Tim Healys Chutney Spoon]

2 hours ago, SuperBacon said:

If GBN wasn't low brow enough anyway, this just takes it to a whole new level of shite!

 

Whoever thought 'I know who's opinion I'd love to hear on the state of the war in Palestine/Jeremy Corbyn/Tory cunts/the economic outlook of the G7 for the next decade/etc - Peter Andre!' Needs to be shot and once shot, shot again just to make sure!

[SuperBacon]

Danny Dyer was right.

 

[Carbomb]

I'd rather see the Peter Andre royal correspondent character from Little Britain than that, and I'd sooner dip a solitary bollock in a deep fat fryer than watch David Walliams ever again.

[LaGoosh]

 

 

[SuperBacon]