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Hannibal, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Hannibal, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate the logic in casting Rodney.

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1 minute ago, Onyx2 said:

Hannibal, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Hannibal, if I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate the logic in casting Rodney.

I misread this as Lyndhurst also being cast for a Hannibal show. I was thinking ‘blimey, has he landed some new hotshot agent?’

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1 hour ago, Uncle Zeb said:

Executive produced by the classic dream team of Russo and McMahon.

Bischoff & Hervey were pencilled in, but their funding fell through at the 11th hour. 

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I doubt it would be her as she's probably a bit busy. 

If you think that one's bad I raise you Mammy's Boys from the same organisers. And no it isn't Al Jolson related. 

https://comedy-dining.co.uk/dinner-date-events/mammys-boys-st-paticks-day/

Extra marks to them for managing to misspell Patrick. 

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4 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

I doubt it would be her as she's probably a bit busy. 

If you think that one's bad I raise you Mammy's Boys from the same organisers. And no it isn't Al Jolson related. 

https://comedy-dining.co.uk/dinner-date-events/mammys-boys-st-paticks-day/

Extra marks to them for managing to misspell Patrick. 

“Where you off to?”

”The Cock Hotel.”

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It does have a whiff of Roger's Profanisaurus to it. 

What's that address that always amuses you @air_raid? I mean I know it, but I wouldn't want to steal your thunder. 

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