Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 29, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 29, 2022 Ah God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Merzbow Posted January 31, 2022 Share Posted January 31, 2022 Fucking hell, when he was hyping a new video game movie that would have been the last choice on nearly everyones list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 31, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted January 31, 2022 2 hours ago, Merzbow said: Fucking hell, when he was hyping a new video game movie that would have been the last choice on nearly everyones list. I bet a few on here were hoping for Farming Simulator: the movie. Just 2 hours of the rock driving around in a combine harvester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperBacon Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 11 hours ago, Tommy! said: I bet a few on here were hoping for Farming Simulator: the movie. Just 2 hours of the rock driving around in a combine harvester. That's basically the film The Straight Story (superb by the way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2022 (edited) 12 hours ago, Tommy! said: I bet a few on here were hoping for Farming Simulator: the movie. Just 2 hours of the rock driving around in a combine harvester. Sounds like an Attitude Era angle. Hunter and Steph have a day off so go for a picnic. Nice and relaxing, leaving all thoughts of the wrestling behind them, save the fact they each have their title belts over their shoulders. Just as they “clink” their glasses together with their one free hand, the deafening sound of a John Deere at close range comes screaming into our ears as The Rock attempts to murder them both, all the while chuntering his comedy Tourette’s soliloquy about “bottom-feeding, candyass, Jabroni Drive, THIS SUNDAY AT VENGEANCE” …. before thirty minutes later all three are miraculously at the arena in Detroit, fucking miles away and hours removed from the nearest tranquil meadow near sunset, for the TV main event. Which is Rock, Too Cool, Rikishi, The Hardys and The Dudleys vs HHH, X-Pac, Road Dogg, all four Radicals and Edge & Christian, in an 8 on 9 handicap street fight, with ringside distractions from Lita, Steph, Tori and Terri, and run ins from T&A with Trish, the RTC and Taker & Kane. Match goes about six minutes and everyone loves it. Benoit does the job. Big Show waddles in for a surprise return after the match but a returning Mick Foley makes the save and announces he’s coming out of retirement. His great mate gives him a Rock Bottom and raises Hunters belt over his head to a massive pop, fade to black. Edited February 1, 2022 by air_raid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Your Fight Site Posted February 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2022 29 minutes ago, air_raid said: Sounds like an Attitude Era angle. Hunter and Steph have a day off so go for a picnic. Nice and relaxing, leaving all thoughts of the wrestling behind them, save the fact they each have their title belts over their shoulders. Just as they “clink” their glasses together with their one free hand, the deafening sound of a John Deere at close range comes screaming into our ears as The Rock attempts to murder them both, all the while chuntering his comedy Tourette’s soliloquy about “bottom-feeding, candyass, Jabroni Drive, THIS SUNDAY AT VENGEANCE” …. before thirty minutes later all three are miraculously at the arena in Detroit, fucking miles away and hours removed from the nearest tranquil meadow near sunset, for the TV main event. Which is Rock, Too Cool, Rikishi, The Hardys and The Dudleys vs HHH, X-Pac, Road Dogg, all four Radicals and Edge & Christian, in an 8 on 9 handicap street fight, with ringside distractions from Lita, Steph, Tori and Terri, and run ins from T&A with Trish, the RTC and Taker & Kane. Match goes about six minutes and everyone loves it. Benoit does the job. Big Show waddles in for a surprise return after the match but a returning Mick Foley makes the save and announces he’s coming out of retirement. His great mate gives him a Rock Bottom and raises Hunters belt over his head to a massive pop, fade to black. Russo-rific. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members air_raid Posted February 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2022 44 minutes ago, Your Fight Site said: Russo-rific. Sadly in this era, Russo is booking something even busier on the other channel. Involving himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 I was hoping for Goat Simulator, could’ve tied in nicely to that Rampage universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 1, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 1, 2022 (edited) Faster. More furious. Dwayne Johnson stars in Train Sim World: The Movie. https://youtu.be/jojld3toWoc Edited February 1, 2022 by jazzygeofferz I bet it doesn't start in the right place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merzbow Posted February 1, 2022 Share Posted February 1, 2022 Batista will be signed up to lead the far superior Euro Truck franchise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapnut Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 “Following the conversation in the meeting this morning, are you a SCON or SCONE person, and do you put the jam or cream on first?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Jazzy G Posted February 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Slapnut said: “Following the conversation in the meeting this morning, are you a SCON or SCONE person, and do you put the jam or cream on first?” Yes? My Stepdad used to pronounce it "SCOOOOOOOOON" in a massively exaggerated way. Edited February 2, 2022 by jazzygeofferz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidB6937 Posted February 2, 2022 Share Posted February 2, 2022 Nothing good can come of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Carbomb Posted February 2, 2022 Paid Members Share Posted February 2, 2022 1 minute ago, scratchdj said: I’ve never understood why the whole jam/cream thing was even a thing. It’s jam then cream. Why would you put something you spread on top of something you dollop? You wouldn’t, of course, which is why jam goes on first. Oh god, let's not start this up. It's be the whole roll/batch/cob thing all over again if there are any Devonians on here. 3 minutes ago, scratchdj said: Its also scone not scon, by the way. That’s why there’s an ‘e’ on the end. Like that classic film Gone With The Wind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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