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Being reminded of the UKFF in real life


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2 hours ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Are they at least two different colours? I keep contemplating ordering a black hi-viz from one of the suppliers at work. 

 

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“Hollywood” Jazzy Geofferz leaving behind the yellow for the black and white.

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24 minutes ago, Chest Rockwell said:

And shakes everyone's hand at the end of a shift.

And here's that ridiculous blast from the past that Chest is referring to!

 

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I got married a couple of weeks ago and we had a cracker of a party afterwards (first time seeing any of my family in two years because of Covid). My 18 y/o brother had a shocker towards the end of the night when he vomited in an empty quality street tin on the coach on the way back to the hotel, getting some on my poor mothers shoes in the process.

Thanks to this here forum, not even the worst thing I've heard someone do to an empty sweets tin.

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On 12/20/2021 at 10:46 AM, SuperBacon said:

Thought of @Keith Houchen as soon as I saw this.

Enjoy! 

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Catching up on Mastermind and the episode had a Hamilton nonce. Instantly I thought of @HarmonicGeneratorand felt immense shame when I got a question right. But in mitigation, it was a question regarding The Roots and not one of the cultural lowpoints in modern times. 

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Walking back from a lock in an hour ago. 

The gentleman was sorting out the papers which is a job consisting of sorting out the papers. 

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Kunt is looking for suggestions on a Putin song and someone suggested a riff on him liking to "poo in a tin" and I thought of here. I'm not even sure if I remember that story right but there we go. 

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I bought a chippy lunch (2 small sausages, chips, beans, and scraps). As I got home I reached for my door keys and managed to drop it across my front path.

My first thought was 'only the UKFF know how much of a tragedy this is'.

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Mrs Jazzy and I had friends round to sit in the garden in the nice weather. We dig out the camping chairs, and I was inexplicably drawn to this one. 

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Although I've never been to the place, never seen a photo it, never even given it a thought in my life, this tweet appeared in my timeline as I was absent-mindedly scrolling, whereupon I muttered to myself: Hull.

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