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Being reminded of the UKFF in real life


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I'm on maternity leave and have nothing better to do with my time than watch copious amounts of daytime TV. I was watching Steph's Packed Lunch this week, I can't remember what they were calling it but it was essentially poo week this week - they are doing some kind of national poo survey and that naturally made me think of this place.  There was one woman on there that only went once a week - can you imagine!?  She didn't even realise it was abnormal until she was well in to adulthood. I wonder if she posts here??

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I just think about how much more time I would have, how much more productive I could be, assuming I didn't spend most of the day doubled over because my guts are backed up with a massive log. 

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On 3/10/2023 at 1:06 PM, Frankie Crisp said:

ROTOWIPE

Me on seeing this - 

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I forgot to get a picture of it, but there's a branch of McColl's on Rochdale bus station. 

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A note on customers record in work:

"I checked the [redacted] before it was issued to check that it was correct before it was issued." 

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Playing Yakuza 0. Some high school kid thought his girlfriend was on the game but it turns out she had been co opted into selling her dirty underwear to creepy blokes. 

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A company named Stainforth Construction got mentioned in a work meeting and I struggled to keep a straight face.

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I was watching Gordon Brown's Future Food Stars, and while they were making the advert for their product they talked about needing to shoot it side-on. 

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31 minutes ago, jazzygeofferz said:

Gordon Brown's Future Food Stars

Sounds dreadful.

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Gordon Ramsey, even. Sorry, I've had a few busy days and am not having the Friday that I'd expected to be having so I'm a little burnt out 

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Don't apologise! As Jesús Castillo said, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

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