Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 10, 2019 Paid Members Posted January 10, 2019 I know a Dr. Tom Payne, but unfortunately, he's not a GP - he's a myco-biologist. Mushrooms probably won't respond in as satisfactory a manner to "Dr. Payne will see you now". Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted January 10, 2019 Members Posted January 10, 2019 18 minutes ago, Carbomb said: I know a Dr. Tom Payne, but unfortunately, he's not a GP - he's a myco-biologist. Mushrooms probably won't respond in as satisfactory a manner to "Dr. Payne will see you now". Oh I dunno, depends whether they’re fungis or not... Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 10, 2019 Paid Members Posted January 10, 2019 3 minutes ago, SuperBacon said: Oh I dunno, depends whether they’re fungis or not... Like that Cep Blatter bloke Quote
Factotum Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 Had a guy at my old job called Dirk Badger. It always made me chuckle for some reason. Just imagined a man with the head of a badger who was a detective. Quote
Mr_Danger Posted January 10, 2019 Posted January 10, 2019 When Carbomb and Super Bacon walk in to the comedy club.... Quote
deathrey Posted January 11, 2019 Posted January 11, 2019 I've worked in schools for years so I always come across some interesting ones. Ocean Kibbler is my current favourite, sounds like some kind of fish species Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted May 9, 2019 Author Paid Members Posted May 9, 2019 We've got a new starter at work called Agnes Grimditch, who I imagine worked at Hogwarts prior to joining. Quote
Factotum Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 There's a guy at work called Dirk Badger. Found out he has a PHD as well, so he's referred to a Dr. Dirk Badger. I just imagine a badger in a tweed jacket smoking a pip every time he sends me an e-mail. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 9, 2019 A friend of mine's a teacher at a school in Surrey for very posh girls, one of whom's name is Araminta Whipple - or "Minty" Whipple. Quote
dopper Posted May 9, 2019 Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Factotum said: There's a guy at work called Dirk Badger. Found out he has a PHD as well, so he's referred to a Dr. Dirk Badger. I just imagine a badger in a tweed jacket smoking a pip every time he sends me an e-mail. 4 posts up. Quote
Paid Members Carbomb Posted May 9, 2019 Paid Members Posted May 9, 2019 Ooh, forgot another couple of name's at my friend's school: - A teacher called Heidi Benzing-Shears (which sounds like garden equipment, or one of the tools you can buy in the boardgame Sagrada) - Their I.T. administrator who sounds like a powerful warlock or sorcerer - Zoltan Szyszlak (relative of Mo?) Quote
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted May 9, 2019 Awards Moderator Posted May 9, 2019 We’ve got someone who started at work this year whose surname is Chicken. First initial is A. He is A Chicken. Remarkable. Quote
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted May 9, 2019 Moderators Posted May 9, 2019 You should call him McFly as a nickname. Quote
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