The British Bushwacker Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 on the toilet door at Halesowen Town FC 'shit ground no fans, yes and the fans they have got are all CUNTS' and of course the famous 'peas' bridge on the M25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 There is a "Pies" bridge on the M6. Either that or it's a sign for the Bury junction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 when i lived in Grimsby my favourite bit of graffiti was on a wall in a park, two foot high letters (black) reading OLIVIA G TAKES IT UP THE BUM. During my time there I didn't knowingly speak to an Olivia with to confirm or deny this accusation (advert?) but I did like the way that whoever wrote it thought to protect her identity by just calling her Olivia G, although to be honest I don't think there would have been that many Olivias in Grimsby in the late 90s, so if you did meet an Olivia who's surname began with the letter G you were probably talking to the lady in question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 6 hours ago, Keith Houchen said: There is a "Pies" bridge on the M6. Either that or it's a sign for the Bury junction. I used to love seeing that on a drive north. You knew you were definitely out of the midlands then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted September 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) Bumped for this masterpiece. Edited September 2, 2018 by Gus Mears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAREBEAR LUVVA Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Saw this baffling entry in the bogs in a chip shop in Bridlington last summer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) D'oh. Edited September 2, 2018 by Devon Malcolm knob woz 'ere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted September 2, 2018 Moderators Share Posted September 2, 2018 Chip shop and toilet graffiti? Is this a crossover episode? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted September 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2018 Reckon that must have been written by a disgruntled employee of Silentnights rather than someone who's had a bad mattress experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted September 2, 2018 Paid Members Share Posted September 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Devon Malcolm said: bad mattress experience. Either the worst Jimi Hendrix Experience tribute band ever or what Hulk Hogan thinks BAME is an abbreviation of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rule One Posted September 10, 2018 Share Posted September 10, 2018 Found in Manchester City Council Photo Archives, this picture was taken in a flat in Hulme Crescents shortly before its demolition. It must have been drawn with experience on hand as look at the state of the light switch next to the illustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord-Mountevans Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 When i was doing my apprenticeship way back in the mid-1980's there was a painted pipe in the gents with the sentence "Mike is a..." scratched on it. Because it was the only bit of graffiti in the toilet, it got mentioned from time to time. It was only a small company and we only ever had one guy working there called Mike and he was a truly awful individual, who seemed to revel in his role as "heel manager" making everyone's life difficult. He had REALLY fat fingers and was related to a mate of mine, so we nicknamed him "Uncle Sausage Fingers". The speculation was always "How would the sentence have ended if presumably the artist had not been interrupted by Uncle Sausage Fingers? We narrowed it down to "Mike is a cunt/bastard" because he certainly was and there was little room on the pipe for more than one more word! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King of Hamptons Posted June 23, 2019 Share Posted June 23, 2019 On 11/11/2017 at 9:17 AM, Porkchopcash said: On toilet door at work it says Real Eyes, Realise, Real Lies...... is that a quote from something? Bit deep for a factory bog door. It's the name of a track off of Machine Heads debut album... But I'm sure it's a quote from somewhere else too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted June 23, 2019 Moderators Share Posted June 23, 2019 When The Mill in Cefn Mawr knocked down their toilets before building new ones (which took 6 months and Gav Lloyd threw all the piss stained wood from the old toilets on the fire which stank out the pub for weeks) Colin the landlord put up a sign outside saying "If you need a piss, piss in drain". Rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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