Toilet Graffiti

[MFrV1]

I still remember some graffiti from a toilet door from school, some 15 years ago,

"I wanna make love, even when I'm dead.

My body may be cold, always hot in bed.

I wanna make love, it's Ok don't be afraid.

Just because my hearts not beating doesn't mean you won't get laid."

[Gus Mears]

Is it wrong that I'm more offended by the fact that the words butcher the meter than the corpsey content?

[Kookoocachu]

We don't really have much toilet graffiti here, or much graffiti at all really.

But I do remember seeing the word "CHEESE" carved into a windowsill of Red Jet 4 (foot passenger boat). 

[Porkchopcash]

On toilet door at work it says

Real Eyes, Realise, Real Lies...... 

is that a quote from something? Bit deep for a factory bog door.

[FLips]

Snapped this driving through Glasgow back in August. What a massive shit hole that place is.

[CTXRussomark]

Bizarrely we saw a ton of similar Flat Earth graffiti whilst travelling up North in Scotland. Must have been at least 10 sightings spread over the 300+ mile journey. Still curious as to whether they were all by one person or if the theory's much more widespread than I thought. 

[Gus Mears]

The highlight of going to Amsterdam in January was finding this and another wall with 'ROBERT KILROY SILK' painted in similarly enormous letters. 

[Statto]

My regular pre-football pub has the wonderful scrawling “Mark Tuddenham is a bumsexualist”.

Along similar lines, one of the cubicles in my old uni library had a pretty lengthy piece of erotic fiction written on the back of the door. What really made it though was the accompanying piece where someone had needed to explain to a disgusted American student that the aforementioned story didn’t in fact refer to an act of arse-to-mouth, due to the differing uses of “fanny” in our respective cultures.

[Keith Houchen]

3 hours ago, CTXRussomark said:

Bizarrely we saw a ton of similar Flat Earth graffiti whilst travelling up North in Scotland. Must have been at least 10 sightings spread over the 300+ mile journey. Still curious as to whether they were all by one person or if the theory's much more widespread than I thought. 

This in Manchester was a massive let down.  Thought it was for a Steve Brookstein gig but it was just some scrawled cack which included Flat Earth

 

[Carbomb]

6 hours ago, Gus Mears said:

Is it wrong that I'm more offended by the fact that the words butcher the meter than the corpsey content?

Maybe this will help:

 

[Frankie Crisp]

My cousin’s missus just sent me this. Delamere Forest toilets. Lovely.

[legendsof british wrestlin]

As a teenager growing up in the early 1980's, I still remember a local graffiti artist signing his work "Alvin Fuckdust".

I still occasionally mention this to my brother, as the first time we ever noticed this it made us both cry with laughter. Is there such a thing as "Fuckdust"? or was it a tribute to Alvin Stardust? I guess it will remain a mystery? 

[Jazzy G]

8 hours ago, Porkchopcash said:

On toilet door at work it says

Real Eyes, Realise, Real Lies...... 

is that a quote from something? Bit deep for a factory bog door.

There's a Machine Head song by that name

 

[bAzTNM#1]

Local car-boot sale building had some old-school offerings. NSFW

[Tommy!]

There was a letter in the viz asking why every graffiti penis is circumcised. Know I can't not notice that.