cobra_gordo Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I accidentally fucked our server when I went on holiday once  I was genuinely expecting you to follow this statement with a story about how you came to bang a waitress while you were on your jollies but had no idea how it had come about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 Â "I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry." Â To be fair, my wife IS Portuguese(-American). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted January 17, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 17, 2017 People who pull stupid faces in their thumbnails for videos on youtube. Usually, and especially, shocked or "WOAH!!!" faces on food videos by the product. They can all fuck off. It's not enough to anger me, but it irks me somewhat. Makes me resent watching them but I still do. Â Â No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted January 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 People... on youtube... No. Â I agree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCW Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 We've had a security consultant in with us the last few days showing us how to use new radios and cctv systems. For some reason this takes 3 days as opposed to 20 minutes. Anyway, the fucker almost immediately let slip he'd been an extra in a few shows shot in Ireland (Got etc) and in some shitty Irish soaps. Â I wouldn't mind, but he goes on like he's Marlon Brando. He even started doing (terrible) accents and a Michael McIntyre-esque comedy routine for most of this afternoon too. Just so fucking cringeworthy, but even worse is most of the mouth breathing dullards in the office were seriously impressed by it. Â Can't wait to get out of here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 I wouldn't mind, but he goes on like he's Marlon Brando. At least he hasn't set up his own IMDB page for being an extra in a crowd scene. Â http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2659009/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SiMania Posted January 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 17, 2017 Before I clicked on the link I'd decided it had to be Two Sheds or Sprules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted January 18, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2017 Fucking hell, he called his child Taz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simonworden Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 People who pull stupid faces in their thumbnails for videos on youtube. Usually, and especially, shocked or "WOAH!!!" faces on food videos by the product. They can all fuck off. It's not enough to anger me, but it irks me somewhat. Makes me resent watching them but I still do. Â Â No. Â Â I'll second that and add people just generally posing like that trying to look "crazy" or "unique" in the snapgrambooklivechat or what have you. Just be fucking normal no one thinks you're wild or special because we can see down your fucking throat or see what dental work you've had done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted January 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 Yeah, I don't fully remember what caused it — something about the setup. We had a lot of email problems — we used to all use Eudora for our office email  "Eudora" was a great wee program. Used it in my first job and college. Died for me when web-mail came along.  People who use escalators rather than stairs are strangely bugging me recently. Glasgow Central Train Station especially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 I don't mind people using the escalators, but when people stand on the left and block you from walking up or down them I find myself furious. Right side is for standing, left is for walking, it's really not that hard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 Fucking hell, he called his child Taz?There was a great argument on here about that after Herbie (I think) called him out on his claim that it was one of the most popular English names of the 18th century. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 18, 2017 Moderators Share Posted January 18, 2017 Speaking of Sprules, I regret to announce that we are all old as fuck, as this thread is now over a decade old: https://ukff.com/topic/93286-anarchy-pro-wrestling-owner-revealed/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted January 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 Who's Sprules? I've seen his name pucked about on here quite a bit over the years. Â I'm setting an IMDb page up then. I was in the class (which was our actual class) shouting "Ryaner! Ryaner! Ryaner!" in The Snapper when the young Curly sister had Philly Ryan in a headlock, and I was an extra on the Irish soap Fair City a few times back in 2005 due to my brief relationship with one of the actresses. 'Bleached Hair Man with Too Tight T-Shirt in Restaurant. Not Jimmy Somerville'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members stumobir Posted January 18, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted January 18, 2017 I was at a pub quiz last night and there were a few teams that got a bonus 2 points at the start for being there last week. "loyalty points" apparently, this isn't fucking Sainsbury's, pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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