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Gus Mears

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It was at a point where everyone was shitting on him for actually being the character that he was being paid to be. It being BritWres circa 2008 if you could work without killing yourself you weren't liked.

 

He definitely embraced it though.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=rockstar+spud+shitarse&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwja_LKu5b3RAhXDVRQKHWUICIAQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=AT7rxO1vDiwIuM%3A

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The girl in the flat next to mine still hasn't taken her Christmas decorations down . . . dick. 

 

I just put the tinsel man face down from my front door yesterday. Broke my heart so it did. He had a big, beaming smiling face.

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It was at a point where everyone was shitting on him for actually being the character that he was being paid to be. It being BritWres circa 2008 if you could work without killing yourself you weren't liked.

 

He definitely embraced it though.

 

 

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=rockstar+spud+shitarse&client=ms-android-samsung&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwja_LKu5b3RAhXDVRQKHWUICIAQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=560#imgrc=AT7rxO1vDiwIuM%3A

Without veering too much into on-topic chat, yeah, remember this phase of in-vogue thought. What a load of codswallop. Spud is the most sensible BritWres worker in the last ten years that isn't called Mad Man Manson because he'll probably still be able to put his socks on when he's 60.

 

I loved talking to Manson. Held wrestling with the appropriate level of disdain. "I don't really like wrestling, I just watch Les Kellet matches".

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Door Cunts:

 

Bus or train door opens and these fucknuts stand right in front of the exit and expect you to be able to pass.

 

It even happens when I am at work when pushing a kid who is in a fucking wheelchair.

 

Similarly arseholes who stand in front of  door then tut at people coming through - the OAP community at East Kilbride train station are good for that.

 

Worse than anyone though is in cold weather such as we are experiencing now and people stand so close to an automatic door that it won't shut.

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Door Cunts:

 

Bus or train door opens and these fucknuts stand right in front of the exit and expect you to be able to pass.

 

It even happens when I am at work when pushing a kid who is in a fucking wheelchair.

 

Similarly arseholes who stand in front of door then tut at people coming through - the OAP community at East Kilbride train station are good for that.

 

Worse than anyone though is in cold weather such as we are experiencing now and people stand so close to an automatic door that it won't shut.

Completely off topic here but are you an East Kilbride man Hugh?

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Fireworks tend to be dangerous round my way. Whether it's people putting fireworks in glass bottles and setting them off in the street or pretty much everyone around buying big fuck off fireworks that result in big bits of rocket falling all around while you're walking down the street.

 

There was an intact rocket sitting outside our front door on new year's day and we don't do fireworks.

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People who enter an office or workplace on Monday morning and pretty much announce themselves like it's an event is something that really bugs me. Have a few people like that in my office and they have to make sure the while office is looking at them for 10 minutes before they settle down.

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People who insist on using lifts in shopping centres. As a parent of a double buggy (more often now my daughter is older, a single instead) shopping centres are a pain in the arse. Lakeside, one of my locals has fair few escalatorsvut only 3 lifts in the centre of the place. However, more often then not I can't get in because a young couple couldn't stand on some FUCKING MOVING STAIRS TO MOVE DOWN ONE FLOOR. They are for wheelchairs, buggies and for people who have issues with mobility not groups of spotty tears. Fuck off

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People who insist on using lifts in shopping centres. As a parent of a double buggy (more often now my daughter is older, a single instead) shopping centres are a pain in the arse. Lakeside, one of my locals has fair few escalatorsvut only 3 lifts in the centre of the place. However, more often then not I can't get in because a young couple couldn't stand on some FUCKING MOVING STAIRS TO MOVE DOWN ONE FLOOR. They are for wheelchairs, buggies and for people who have issues with mobility not groups of spotty tears. Fuck off

 

Lakeside only has a ground and first floor doesn't it? 

 

I know the food court is on the 3rd floor but why would anyone need to get into a lift (wheelchairs/elderly/buggies aside). 

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