All Purpose Weather Moaning Thread (hot weather is class)

[deathrey]

I wish I could enjoy the sun but I burn the second it appears. I could even deal with hiding inside if the house cooled down overnight but it doesn't. It's awful.  This country is not built for heat. It shouldn't be allowed to go over 25 degrees. I have told the weather Gods this but they don't give a shit about my opinion and made it hotter just to spite me.

Edited July 20, 2021 by deathrey

[Mr_Danger]

One of the things people don’t tell you about getting older is that you burn easier too. I never had sun burn until the past few years. When I was a kid, (me brass hand) I’d be out all day and just get brown but 20 minutes without a hat on and I can feel my naked bonce tingling (@me in the out of context). As if the pissing and shitting yourself wasn’t bad enough. I dread to think what happens post 40.

[HarmonicGenerator]

1 hour ago, SuperBacon said:

The black german shepherd Lunar was the same on Saturday. Even though she was in her 'pool' and the shade most of the day, she was hot to the touch when she came for a scratch. 

My cat, who doesn't go out, has take to sleeping on top of the front room door as I assume it's the coolest place for her. Poor little shit.

Our little cat has started napping in the kitchen sink for what I’m guessing is the same reason.

[SuperBacon]

7 minutes ago, HarmonicGenerator said:

Our little cat has started napping in the kitchen sink for what I’m guessing is the same reason.

Yeah I used to have one that slept in the bathroom sink. I assume because it's cool and also it's a decent fit for them as sometimes they like to be snug. 

On another note, #FirstWorldProblems but I've just ventured out for an hour to the park and I had the worlds worst iced coffee and its ruined my entire day.

[Devon Malcolm]

3 hours ago, Joe Blog said:

I love the hot weather.

Please feel free to create the All Purpose Weather Praise thread.

[I Bent My Wookie]

I've found it quite problematic that my room in the house seems to trap heat which means every other space in the house is freezing cold but mine with the windows and doors wide open and occasionally a fan is still twice as hot as anywhere else.

I've woke up today and I'm pretty sure I've somehow got dehydration in my sleep. It's absolutely horrible and I usually quite like warm weather.

 

[hallicks]

 

Edited July 20, 2021 by hallicks
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[Hannibal Scorch]

We just had the maddest weather

this for 10 minutes and it flooded the roads. 45 minutes later it’s back to 28c and the waters almost all gone

Edited July 20, 2021 by Hannibal Scorch

[Hannibal Scorch]

2 hours ago, scratchdj said:

You must be used to that being a fan of Florida and all.

Never have I ever had hale like that. And I’ve had it rain that hard once in my visits, but I don’t go during hurricane season anyway. But yeah, it was reminiscent of that

[Mr_Danger]

One of the worse things about the nice weather is my neighbour who fills her stupidly massive pool and empties it flooding my garden every other day. There’s nothing to really flood in my garden but she could at least try to channel the water in to her drain. I’m either sandbagging the fence and filling the gaps on the weekend or buying a bigger pool and putting it higher up the garden so it floods her garden. I might also piss in her pool. 

Edited July 21, 2021 by Mr_Danger

[The King Of Swing]

I fucking hate the heat so naturally this week has been hell for me. 

[HarmonicGenerator]

This storm is a shitter. All trains cancelled, roads closed. I may get home tomorrow, I may not. I bet it'll wreck the roof again as well.

[Weezenal]

Tom Moore's daughter needs to fuck off and stop milking her dad's walk. 

[DavidB6937]

9 minutes ago, Weezenal said:

Tom Moore's daughter needs to fuck off and stop milking her dad's walk. 

What has she done now? Is she asking for a storm to be named after him?

[Weezenal]

I switched off BBC Breakfast when she came on, switched it back on and she was still there. Something about a Tom Moore Day.