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Doomed anecdotal megathread #2


Sergio Mendacious

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Hi there!

I've been sent an Outpatients Appointment at the General Surgery unit at my local hospital with a doctor. Problem is, is that I've not had any surgery. I've got Gallstones that need out though. What's the deal here? I'm awfully confused. Thanks.

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1 hour ago, Gus Mears said:

I almost set up a thread last week for pictures on your computer you forgot about after finding this:Ā 

Appropriately enough a few days ago I had a reason to use a laptop I hadn't used for absolutely agesĀ and found this picture of the guitarist from Iced Earth on the desktop. I'd saved it years ago because I thought he looked exactly like John Cena.

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On the same line as the random photos, on Sunday we had one of those moments where you don't know if you should piss your self laughing or be horrified.

It all come about as the mates and I have a WhatsApp group where we can arrange nights out and send all manor of funny, shit, pornographic and offensive memes,Ā photos and videos to each other. I noticed a few months back that all these memes/photos where automatically backing up to my Google Photos account that we use to back up and share photos with the family, but luckily no one had noticed and I managed to delete them all. Or so I thought!Ā 

So we're at my mothers where we go for Sunday dinner every weekend and someone mentions that they wanted to watch a video we took of our youngest dancing. So my eldest gets the app up and mirrors it to the big Tv in the living room. We're flicking through the photos and videos, having a great time reminiscing when a video of Peppa Pig comes on the screen. Immediately I went into a cold sweat as I knew what it was, but wasn't quick enough to stop it playing. Basically, it was one of those dodgy video that people were making a few years ago where it would start with a totally innocent video(in this case Pepper Pig), before quickly flicking to some mega loud porn scene or something scary. Unfortunately for me, in front of my Mam, Stepdad, Grandma, 14 year old son, 13 year old daughter and 5 year old daughter, Pepper was quickly replaced with the "Meat Swing" video while screeching out the loudest sex noises I've ever heard in my life. To say I wanted a hole in the ground to open up and crawl into is an understatement....

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