Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 3, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2016 Yeah, tongue thrusting some birds sweaty guttering just doesn't hold the same appeal to me as it evidently does to other people on here. I'm content with my 'commom garden' orifices to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted July 3, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2016 (edited) Done Snowdon and a few of the lakes harder climbs, certainly takes it out of you, mind the trek up to bleanau Ffestiniog hydro electric dam is worth it tooIf that's the one with an alternative energy center and tour of the dam it's a great day out. I'd recommend the tour, fascinating stuff. Small fun fact, they filmed scenes for goldeneye and the Italian job there. There's a nuclear power station not far from there too, not sure if it's active or decommissioned though. On the subject of licking bum holes I went to try it once, but it wasn't the best looking Clarkson on earth. Hairy and with some bad grapes and so I wussed out. I did pull a bicep pose to myself in the mirror later that night, which is something I'd heartedly recommend. I've always found anal anything off putting, never appealed to me at all but I was caught game for a moment and could have been converted. Never get the appeal of things up my arse, while we are about it. Not unpleasant but not pleasant either. Very 'meh' Edited July 3, 2016 by Tommy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Never been into my playing in the bins. I'm a water park man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted July 3, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2016 Never really understood mountain climbing. Unless you're the first to do it, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 There's a nuclear power station not far from there too, not sure if it's active or decommissioned though. The 'Electric Mountain' in Llanberis looked like it was still in use when I visited just over 3 years ago. I'd been up Snowdon the lazy way earlier in the day by taking the train. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 3, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 3, 2016 What do you think about lollypopping arsecrack though, Foggers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fog Dude Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 I'd really rather not think about it thanks, Gus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Never really understood mountain climbing. Unless you're the first to do it, of course. I was raising money for charity, not really something I would choose to do. I do like walking but I'm quite happy to stay away from mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted July 3, 2016 Share Posted July 3, 2016 Been doing this girl up the Arse and feasting on her sheriff(Baz) badge. Actually took her out tonight and a few hours after anal antics we were talking about her vegan lifestyle. I asked if she had a hotline for PETA as she had a Pussy that was about to be abused. Yeah it's not the funniest joke but there is no need to collapse laughing constantly. Had to go for a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted July 4, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2016 (edited) In vague relation to that PETA joke Keith, I saw a man wearing an 'FBI: Female Body Inspector' T-shirt yesterday. It was great. Like being back in about 2002. Mind you, I also saw a bloke rocking a '1966, the year that LEGENDS LIKE ME were born' shirt, so it might just be something to do with Southampton. Edited July 4, 2016 by Gus Mears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted July 4, 2016 Moderators Share Posted July 4, 2016 I heard the greatest pub bullshit lie ever on Saturday. So I was having a fag in my doorway the other morning, bollock naked, and a little red breasted robin flew up and perched on the end of my dick. It let me gave it a little stroke and it flew away. It's brilliant pub lie material. It's pointless, doesn't mean anything, and he's insistent it happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted July 4, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2016 Any excuse to re-post this gem from one of my former secondary school alumni. Following some serious piss taking after being clocked being dropped off for school in a vintage Skoda... It's not a Skoda, it's a Porsche. My dad just put a Skoda body kit on it so it doesn't get nicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Clint Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I heard the greatest pub bullshit lie ever on Saturday. So I was having a fag in my doorway the other morning, bollock naked, and a little red breasted robin flew up and perched on the end of my dick. It let me gave it a little stroke and it flew away. It's brilliant pub lie material. It's pointless, doesn't mean anything, and he's insistent it happened. Even if it's a lie I say fair play to the bloke because that's a cracking little tale to make up on the spot just for the hell of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted July 4, 2016 Awards Moderator Share Posted July 4, 2016 I heard the greatest pub bullshit lie ever on Saturday. So I was having a fag in my doorway the other morning, bollock naked, and a little red breasted robin flew up and perched on the end of my dick. It let me gave it a little stroke and it flew away. It's brilliant pub lie material. It's pointless, doesn't mean anything, and he's insistent it happened. But, like... was he erect? Or was the poor bird hanging there at a 90 degree angle? Just in a doorway, in the nude, with a stiffy (sounds like Cluedo). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted July 4, 2016 Paid Members Share Posted July 4, 2016 Was sat outside on a break and thought to myself "fair few ants around". Look between my feet and i'm sat on an ants nest and they're all up my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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