Paid Members tiger_rick Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm fat and I take responsibility for that. No problems. I also pay a shit load of tax and use fuck all NHS resource. And I don't take up two seats on the tube. One and a half, max. Â Self righteous cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 I'm fat (although I happen to think I carry it quite well, I don't take up two seats on a bus or anything) and I am far to lazy to do anything about it. When it's a choice between laying on my sofa with no trousers on, watching stuff on Netflix and eating a kebab or going to the gym and drinking a protein shake, I will be opting for the former, thank you very much. Â But yes, I am hoping somebody hands me one of those cards. That will be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 I would say to you it would be worth maybe trying to get to the gym or finding something active you enjoy and get up off the couch. That would be hypocritical since It's nearly 2:30 in the afternoon and since I'm off work I am still in my pyjamas, laying on my couch with my laptop on my belly. I also want a cup of tea and I don't fancy getting up to go into the kitchen. To offset my day of laziness I am going to the gym later to do an hour of kickboxing followed up by an hour of general MMA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 When they stop making life shit to live, I'll stop eating too much lovely food to make up for that shitness. Being miserable will kill you faster than being fat. Being self-righteous will get you killed faster than being fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 When they stop making life shit to live, I'll stop eating too much lovely food to make up for that shitness. Being miserable will kill you faster than being fat. Being self-righteous will get you killed faster than being fat. Life is as shit as you make it. Â Food is also as nice as you make it. Meaning food can also be as shit as you make it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Linus Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015  When they stop making life shit to live, I'll stop eating too much lovely food to make up for that shitness. Being miserable will kill you faster than being fat. Being self-righteous will get you killed faster than being fat. Life is as shit as you make it.  Food is also as nice as you make it. Meaning food can also be as shit as you make it  Wow, you're right! You should write a book or something! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 To use an example you might understand Linus, take that fatty reading a book during the main event of last week's NXT. He has made his life shit because look at him reading a book like a cunt while everyone else in the room ignores him, and he's fat. If he had taken Soapdish's advice, maybe Eva Marie would be straddling his buff face instead of not noticing him trying to get over. That way he'd be making life good and having good food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015 If some one handed me one of those cards I'd probably eat it. Â Regarding the "eat less and you will be better off, slimmer and happier" part is interesting because I kept being told to eat more often to help keep me level. My intake at the time was shockingly low though. Obviously I try to eat healthy but I don't exercise like I should because I'm completely fucked 90% of the time, but I eat more now than I did because it was fucking me over by not. My weight hasn't changed, I'm just as fat as I ever was, it's just the lack of exercise that does me in these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Nick Soapdish Posted December 2, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 2, 2015     When they stop making life shit to live, I'll stop eating too much lovely food to make up for that shitness. Being miserable will kill you faster than being fat. Being self-righteous will get you killed faster than being fat. Life is as shit as you make it. Food is also as nice as you make it. Meaning food can also be as shit as you make it Wow, you're right! You should write a book or something! My self help book "Enjoying life by riding your Mum and eating too much" comes out next spring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIDDUM_N_STYLE Posted December 2, 2015 Share Posted December 2, 2015 Â Â Somebody is going around London Underground handing out cards shaming obese people.. Â http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34969424 Â Sounds like the person doing this is a bit of a cunt. If one of these was handed to me, it would be torn right up and the cunt would be dropped with a right, assuming it was a guy. If it was a lady then she'd get shouted down Nah he'd probably run away and you wouldn't be able to catch him, fatso.. Â Â Haha good one Chesty, never one to be that arsed if I get called anything fat related, just find it a lazy unoriginal insult that when someone says it I just laugh it off. I do have lazy days but I always try and get out and about 1-2 times a week or do extra shifts in work to keep me going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted December 3, 2015 Author Moderators Share Posted December 3, 2015 So, to counter the depressing news of us bombing Syria, Oscar Pistorius has been convicted of murder. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy! Â Good to see justice served for the family and him not get away with it just because of expensive laywers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 3, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 3, 2015 Fantastic, I didn't even realise there was appeal and even then wouldn't have had any faith that justice would prevail following it. Good, fucking prick. Restores a bit of faith. Question should now be why the fuck the manslaughter ruling was given in the first place and why it took an appeal to reach the (clearly) correct verdict. Bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bettencourt Posted December 4, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 4, 2015 Scott Weiland was found dead on his tour bus last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members PunkStep Posted December 8, 2015 Paid Members Share Posted December 8, 2015 Donald Trump. He's scarily improving in the Republican polls, despite the shite he continues to come out with.  Now I'm sure everyone on here has seen his latest idea- to stop ALL Muslims from entering the United States (I can't even...)- but he also came out with this gem too:  http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-wants-to-ban-the-internet-will-ask-bill-gates-to-close-it-up-a6764396.html  That's right, BAN THE INTERNET. He wants to see Bill Gates (Yes! He must be Lord Protector of the internet or something) about 'closing it up'.  Seriously, section him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyattSheepMask Posted December 8, 2015 Share Posted December 8, 2015 This is just a joke that's got out of hand isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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