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Bloke I used to work with would go the chippy at lunch & order a 'smack bap, pea wet'. A fried potato scallop/fritter/smack in a buttered bap & then dipped in the water that rises to the top of the mushy pea cauldron.

 

Dirty cunt.

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Bloke I used to work with would go the chippy at lunch & order a 'smack bap, pea wet'. A fried potato scallop/fritter/smack in a buttered bap & then dipped in the water that rises to the top of the mushy pea cauldron.

 

Dirty cunt.

 

I was unfortunate enough to hear about this through Twitter.

 

I hate the people of Wigan.

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smack bap, pea wet

 

What language are we now speaking in this thread?? I recognise the words, but they're being used in a strange order and context.

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Not true, I'm sure Stormzy says smack bap, pea wet on his album.

 

Banoffee isn't a bad flavour, but I'm not sure how it's come out on top in that poll or where it's come from. I'm calling interference. Even Key Lime Pie is better than Banoffee.

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That survey has to be bollocks, or they deliberately took a different survey in London or something. Bearing in mind East London is the home of Pie & Mash.

 

Plus, the fact that anything banoffee is fucking disgusting.

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Yeah, in defence of PunkStep, at least his taste is sound. Unlike all of you mutants rubbing one out over peas with water on top.

Edited by Gus Mears
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Your aggressive pushing of your anti-North of Elstree food agenda is definitely a case of doth protesting too much. The type of person who, when they have a fried egg butty, breaks the yolk in the pan so it doesn't run.

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I'm from the North and skimming pond water off the top of some peas sounds fucking rammy.

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The people defending banoffe pie support London teams. It's like a grasping claw that my dad supported man Utd so I do too. Glory hunting savoury Wankers. You have your own shit food.

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Can anyone recommend any good #eatclean places to eat in Edinburgh round the Royal Mile? Fancy trying a good munch box, or fish and chips wth brown sauce.

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