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They do a donut with an advocate filling

Paul Heyman must taste rank though
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Greggs lemon drizzle donuts were incredible. So ridiculously sweet you'd be seeing stars afterwards and your teeth would be throbbing.

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Overbought Chips last night. Reheated them in the actifry and just had a massive chip barm. Even nicer the next day.

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It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year.

 

Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips.

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It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year.

 

Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips.

 

You might have eaten more barms than anyone, whatever that is, but I basically lived in the cob shop for thirty years. I've forgotten more about bread products than any of you have ever known. Take a look at any picture of me, and see if you can yourself honestly that anyone looks more like a bread aficianado than me.

 

You can call it a barm cave or whatever you want, but it's still a cob shop.

 

Going to stop typing barm now, because I keep having to fix it, because my phone doesn't recognise it, because it's a fake word. I'll shut the door on the way out, because I wasn't born in a barm.

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