Guest Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 They do a donut with an advocate fillingPaul Heyman must taste rank though Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 5, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 5, 2017 Greggs lemon drizzle donuts were incredible. So ridiculously sweet you'd be seeing stars afterwards and your teeth would be throbbing. Quote
Refused Posted March 5, 2017 Posted March 5, 2017 I had a burger with peanut butter in the other week, it was wild. Got charged extra for bacon though. All burgers should include cheese & bacon by default. Quote
Awards Moderator Onyx2 Posted March 7, 2017 Awards Moderator Posted March 7, 2017 Made me think of this thread http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/09/martial-law-declared-uk-casserole-pastry-lid-passed-pie/ Quote
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 Overbought Chips last night. Reheated them in the actifry and just had a massive chip barm. Even nicer the next day. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 Barm? https://ukff.com/topic/137313-northerners-using-the-wrong-words-for-loads-of-things/?hl=northerners My girlfriend felt like she let the whole of Coventry down when asking for a chip barm up in Manchester last week. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 I'd walk into one of their barm shacks and demand a chip cob, I don't give a fuck. I'm the kind of bloke to call a ginnel a twitchell. Quote
Kamaras-Tash Posted March 7, 2017 Posted March 7, 2017 I'd walk into one of their barm shacks and demand a chip cob, I don't give a fuck. I'm the kind of bloke to call a ginnel a twitchell. It's a bun you bunch of weird fuckers Quote
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year. Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year. Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips. You might have eaten more barms than anyone, whatever that is, but I basically lived in the cob shop for thirty years. I've forgotten more about bread products than any of you have ever known. Take a look at any picture of me, and see if you can yourself honestly that anyone looks more like a bread aficianado than me. You can call it a barm cave or whatever you want, but it's still a cob shop. Going to stop typing barm now, because I keep having to fix it, because my phone doesn't recognise it, because it's a fake word. I'll shut the door on the way out, because I wasn't born in a barm. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 You're fucking barmy. Quote
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 And you've got a right cob on Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted March 7, 2017 Paid Members Posted March 7, 2017 Shut your mouth and know your roll. Quote
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