Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 8, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2017 Shut the fuck up with shit wordplay. Â Pun Rule In Effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 8, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2017 Â It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year. Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips. You might have eaten more barms than anyone, whatever that is, but I basically lived in the cob shop for thirty years. I've forgotten more about bread products than any of you have ever known. Take a look at any picture of me, and see if you can yourself honestly that anyone looks more like a bread aficianado than me. You can call it a barm cave or whatever you want, but it's still a cob shop. Going to stop typing barm now, because I keep having to fix it, because my phone doesn't recognise it, because it's a fake word. I'll shut the door on the way out, because I wasn't born in a barm. Son, I've seen your pics. Yes, you have eaten your share of bread products, but they would have comprised of organic wholemeal linseed plaits. I, my boy eat mans bread. White bread. Whiter than your pasty, flabby arse cheeks. Bread that can last a week without curling. Mans bread. Â You fled to the USA where bread is sweet. Sweet especially for girls. So as you eat your thinly sliced shite, remember, the barm is the bomb. Â Sweet dreams. Sweet like your bread. Your girl bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted March 8, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 8, 2017 Â Â It's a barm. I've eaten more than any of you fuckers so I should know. Buttered barm with day old reheated chips and enough salt and vinager to preserve the bastard for a year. Sergio, ask for a cob and you will get a crusty roll, which is shit for with Chips. You might have eaten more barms than anyone, whatever that is, but I basically lived in the cob shop for thirty years. I've forgotten more about bread products than any of you have ever known. Take a look at any picture of me, and see if you can yourself honestly that anyone looks more like a bread aficianado than me. You can call it a barm cave or whatever you want, but it's still a cob shop. Going to stop typing barm now, because I keep having to fix it, because my phone doesn't recognise it, because it's a fake word. I'll shut the door on the way out, because I wasn't born in a barm. Son, I've seen your pics. Yes, you have eaten your share of bread products, but they would have comprised of organic wholemeal linseed plaits. I, my boy eat mans bread. White bread. Whiter than your pasty, flabby arse cheeks. Bread that can last a week without curling. Mans bread. Â You fled to the USA where bread is sweet. Sweet especially for girls. So as you eat your thinly sliced shite, remember, the barm is the bomb. Â Sweet dreams. Sweet like your bread. Your girl bread. Very rye observations there. Â I'll take my suspension, don't need to be a hero with these sub-par bun-puns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 8, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted March 8, 2017 Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 Yet sweetbreads aren't bread at all. You are talking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 Sweetbreads are a piece of offal too far for young Gus Mears. I'll happily tuck into your liver, heart and friblets, but I'll eject the content of my stomach adunder with sweetbreads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 9, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2017 Yeah, tripe is a step too far too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 Let's just open the Thames Barrier, shall we? Fucking hell. Â https://twitter.com/jonbir90/status/839613753498943488 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted March 9, 2017 Author Moderators Share Posted March 9, 2017 Fuck me ragged. Banoffee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Bet they sell them in their wrong chip shops as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 I don't understand how that many people have picked the legit worst pie as the best. It's not a question of 'well, they prefer steak over steak and kidney' but that they have actually chosen the most diabolical concoction ever seen encased in pastry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 It's the shittest of the dessert pies. London people are just wrong. I'm going to eat a pork pie just to calm down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 I was more offended by Nottingham. If it's not in pastry, it's not a pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Lion_of_the_Midlands Posted March 9, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted March 9, 2017 Cottage pie is at least savoury Rick. Wigan and it's pie barm needs to have a look at itself. A decent pie needs no bread, whatever you are calling the bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Danger Posted March 9, 2017 Share Posted March 9, 2017 Nah. Pie barm might not be to everyone's taste but adding bread to the pie equation can only ever be applauded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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