Paid Members Carbomb Posted January 23, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 23, 2023 ...that Martin Short is a first cousin of Clare Short, the former UK MP and minister. Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 26, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 26, 2023 I've been a long time connoisseur of Deep Heat, and know the applications and effects of this wonderful potion well. Today I learned that if you spread it a little wider than intended, and get it into your armpit, it hurts like fuck. I thank you. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 26, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Today I learned that if you spread it a little wider than intended, and get it into your armpit, it hurts like fuck. 0% chance this isn't code for arsehole and balls. Quote
wordsfromlee Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 Michael Bolton auditioned to be the singer for Black Sabbath after Dio left. Quote
Keith Houchen Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 (Was on a podcast about Franco so not entirely sure if it’s true) Only Cambodia has more mass graves for disappeared people than Spain. Quote
Paid Members Tommy! Posted January 26, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 26, 2023 50 minutes ago, Keith Houchen said: (Was on a podcast about Franco so not entirely sure if it’s true) Only Cambodia has more mass graves for disappeared people than Spain. I googled for more details out of interest, was the podcast this https://www.wbur.org/lastseen/2022/03/01/a-hole-in-the-silence Quote
Keith Houchen Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 23 minutes ago, Tommy! said: I googled for more details out of interest, was the podcast this https://www.wbur.org/lastseen/2022/03/01/a-hole-in-the-silence It wasn’t. It was Real Dictators by Noiser. Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 27, 2023 TiL Tony Mortimer from East 17 was one of the 4 pall bearers at Reggie Kray's funeral. WTF? Quote
Members SuperBacon Posted January 27, 2023 Members Posted January 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, mim731 said: TiL Tony Mortimer from East 17 was one of the 4 pall bearers at Reggie Kray's funeral. WTF? Mortifyingly (or Mortimerfyingly) I went to this. Not the actual funeral, but me and 2x other mates put on our best trousers and shirts and went to "pay our respects" This was at the height of Lock, Stock, Dave Courtney in FHM/Front/Loaded etc, and being enamoured by tales of The Blind Beggar, and Bethnall Green, reading those horrendous "Dan the Daggerman from Dagenham" books and all that bollocks. I remember one of the "big" ones, Mad Frankie Fraser maybe, made a big deal out of us coming down and called us "good boys" and offering us a drink like a nonce, as we hung around outside a pub with no money and just 10 Sovereign Blacks between us, trying to look hard. I cannot believe I'm confessing this. It's so embarrassing looking back. And to tie it all in, my first ever concert was East 17 at Hammersmith on their Steam Tour. Amazing. Alright, alriiiiight, everything's gonna be alriiiiight. Quote
Paid Members mim731 Posted January 27, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 27, 2023 (edited) Jesus @SuperBaconthat's a hell of an anecdote! I cracked up reading that, tremendous work. Edited January 27, 2023 by mim731 Quote
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted January 28, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 28, 2023 On 1/26/2023 at 3:22 PM, Gus Mears said: 0% chance this isn't code for arsehole and balls. Why on Earth would I put it on/in my arsehole and/or balls? What could possibly happen to those areas where Deep Heat would be a potential solution? Alas, nothing quite so amusing. I had to push a car up a slope by myself and did my shoulder a mischief from leaning it into the frame. Deep Heat was applied all around the top of the arm. Quote
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted January 28, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Why on Earth would I put it on/in my arsehole and/or balls? This is UKFF, reason and logic never factors into things like this. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted January 28, 2023 Paid Members Posted January 28, 2023 9 hours ago, Nostalgia Nonce said: Why on Earth would I put it on/in my arsehole and/or balls? You tell me Nostalgia Nonce. I'm not the one who put Deep Heat on/in my arsehole and/or balls. Quote
Paid Members Gus Mears Posted February 3, 2023 Paid Members Posted February 3, 2023 Chas and Dave were sampled in Eminem's 'My Name Is' https://www.musicradar.com/news/chas-and-dave-played-on-a-classic-eminem-track-and-no-one-knew-about-it Quote
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