Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2014 I might give this a go when I'm at home. A fiver's worth of fruit juice just to give yourself RectalMania. I've spent fivers on stupider things before. At the moment, I'm just happy to have a ticket for the SteveJustice: Still Shitting Wrong tour. Best name yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) I'm going to shit out my intestines aren't I? Â And all of your bones. Â He's not updated us for 6 hours. What's his physical address? Â EDIT: Mrs Loki and I have bought the juice, but are hesitating about the whole thing. Do I want to spend my Sunday shitting? On the other hand, we'd be the first tag champions at Summersquits. Edited April 26, 2014 by Loki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted April 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2014 EDIT: Mrs Loki and I have bought the juice, but are hesitating about the whole thing. Do I want to spend my Sunday shitting? On the other hand, we'd be the first tag champions at Summersquits. You've got two toilets in the house, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 (edited) So, I decided to try and rectumfy things and have another glass of prune juice, wait an hour and then cane the rest of the Copella. I'm currently in the midst of round four. Its like someone turned a tap on my arsehole. I now understand the term "gushing", though I don't really think that does it justice. Â I had plans to go out tonight. Oh well. Â Edit: Colour and texture is like that of Nettos own brand oxtail soup. Edited April 26, 2014 by Steve Justice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Arch Stanton Posted April 26, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 26, 2014 Did you weigh yourself before you drank the juices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 My stomach is starting to settle a bit, but still getting the odd large rumble. When I pebble-dashed the porcelain earlier I haven't seen so many shades of brown in one go. So far I have dropped 3 lbs from this morning's weigh in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 Did you weigh yourself before you drank the juices? Â I did. Lost a pound so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 EDIT: Mrs Loki and I have bought the juice, but are hesitating about the whole thing. Do I want to spend my Sunday shitting? On the other hand, we'd be the first tag champions at Summersquits. You've got two toilets in the house, yeah? Â Of course! I'm not a prole. Â Steve, good to see you back in the land of the living. Any stomach complaints, headaches etc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Justice Posted April 26, 2014 Share Posted April 26, 2014 I'm a bit dehydrated and my stomach is still rumbling, but nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 One pint of prune juice down. It's fair to say it was absolutely vile. Going to rustle up my own apple juice in a bit and wait for the magic to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members gmoney Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 For England, Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members I Bent My Wookie Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 This whole thread has been hilarious to read over the last few days. Even if we're going to be desperately down in numbers on here from a complete sphincter blowout from half of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 About two hours in. Â My first shit was after an hour. It was a violent expulsion of blackish liquid with bits of yellow in it that lasted a good ten minutes. Didn't really smell. Â Just finished my second, a tamer affair with similar colouration. There were two small brown nuggets that needed a second flush. Â So far, so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) I dont think iv done a solid shit since this. Time to sue kookoocachu Edited April 27, 2014 by Louch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 I dont think iv done a solid shit since this. Time to sue kookoocachu It can take a few days to get regular again. Sometimes I'm fine 2 days after but others it can take a week (usually if my diet has been terrible leading up to it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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