Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2014 Apparently it's the density and fibre in the prune juice and then a whack of acidity from the apple juice that cut's through the catarrh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2014 Yes, prunes are high in fibre. Doctors recommend them old people to help them poo. It's what prunes are known for, so downing a pint of their juices will make you shit everywhere. It's not some magic science. Â Â Someone make a thread where we all eat 25 satsumas and spend the next day buckled over the bog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2014 Someone make a thread where we all eat 25 satsumas and spend the next day buckled over the bog. Â What about a richie freebird curry one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 In Kook's defence, a lot of people have absolutely terrible diets nowadays and their digestive systems don't work as God intended, meaning faeces builds up in their system and can even back up into the lower intestines. Â And imagine some of the fatties on here fall into that category, sorry lads. Â In such cases, downing a ton of prune juice and getting the whole thing moving spectacularly will have some health benefits. But only due to the fact the prune juice is a laxative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Yes, prunes are high in fibre. Doctors recommend them old people to help them poo. It's what prunes are known for, so downing a pint of their juices will make you shit everywhere. It's not some magic science.  Someone make a thread where we all eat 25 satsumas and spend the next day buckled over the bog. Yes but Chest asked what it was that dislodged the crap that normal shitting wont. I answered. Prune juice doing what prune juice does along with the acidity of the apple juice. When the hell did I liken it to a magic science?  In Kook's defence, a lot of people have absolutely terrible diets nowadays and their digestive systems don't work as God intended, meaning faeces builds up in their system and can even back up into the lower intestines. And imagine some of the fatties on here fall into that category, sorry lads.  In such cases, downing a ton of prune juice and getting the whole thing moving spectacularly will have some health benefits. But only due to the fact the prune juice is a laxative. Exactly. Your body can't digest your food properly if your system is full of catarrh and the motion of the ocean down there can't work to it's fullest, it's simple biology. Edited April 24, 2014 by Kookoocachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 24, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Yes, prunes are high in fibre. Doctors recommend them old people to help them poo. It's what prunes are known for, so downing a pint of their juices will make you shit everywhere. It's not some magic science.  Someone make a thread where we all eat 25 satsumas and spend the next day buckled over the bog. Yes but Chest asked what it was that dislodged the crap that normal shitting wont. I answered. Prune juice doing what prune juice does along with the acidity of the apple juice. When the hell did I liken it to a magic science?  The whole MONTHLY JUICE CLEANSE TO PURGE MY SYSTEM WITH ORGANIC BLISS thing people do, putting a stupid label on what's just downing so much fruit juice you make your guts and anus sick. It's dumb to act like it's more than just self-inflicted diarrhea. "I lost loads of weight by puking after each meal. I highly recommend the Finger Cleanse to fatties everywhere!"  I have high hopes for poo threads around here, but this one is the worst  Someone's going to have to do an AC Slater cistern-facing selfie to pull this one back from the brink. Anyone? Edited April 24, 2014 by Astro Hollywood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 (edited) Exactly. Your body can't digest your food properly if your system is full of catarrh and the motion of the ocean down there can't work to it's fullest, it's simple biology. Why would your system be full of catarrh? I've never heard of catarrh build up in the digestive system. Even if it did, I can guarantee you that your stinkhole is more than capable of processing your snot. I'm afraid your 'simple biology' is in fact made-up pseudo science.  In Kook's defence, a lot of people have absolutely terrible diets nowadays and their digestive systems don't work as God intended, meaning faeces builds up in their system and can even back up into the lower intestines. And imagine some of the fatties on here fall into that category, sorry lads.  In such cases, downing a ton of prune juice and getting the whole thing moving spectacularly will have some health benefits. But only due to the fact the prune juice is a laxative. I know that you don't genuinely believe that giving yourself the runs is a viable alternative to a decent diet. Even if it clears your pipes for a day, you're going to be backed up to the hilt again by the weekend. Edited April 24, 2014 by King Coconut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2014 Exactly. Your body can't digest your food properly if your system is full of catarrh and the motion of the ocean down there can't work to it's fullest, it's simple biology. Why would your system be full of catarrh? I've never heard of catarrh build up in the digestive system. I can guarantee you that your stinkhole is more than capable of processing your snot. Catarrh does build up in your intestines and sometimes it can't pass through. Â I don't know why everyone's coming at me, all I did was suggest something to help you poo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Catarrh does build up in your intestines and sometimes it can't pass through. Can you point me to a reputable source that could confirm this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Undefeated Steak Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 This thread has a done a Mick Foley It started out brilliantly. I didn't care about the health benefits, I just wanted to read about ShitMania on Sunday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Yeah, sorry about that. I'll really drop it now. I genuinely don't want to get in the way of the Some-Fibre Series. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Catarrh does build up in your intestines and sometimes it can't pass through. Can you point me to a reputable source that could confirm this? Â I would be interested to see some sources for this too, I've never heard of catarrh in the digestive system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 24, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 24, 2014 This thread has a done a Mick Foley It started out brilliantly. I didn't care about the health benefits, I just wanted to read about ShitMania on Sunday. Â Seconded - it's all ruined now. It's gone to shit, and not in the good way we were planning. Digestive catarrh? Anal dexterity? I just wanted to have a massive shit, and think about all the other UKFF members that were going to be cramping out feculent floods. Â Just tell me this... will I have massive, recurring digestive issues from the King of the Ring tournament, or not? Because, if not, this is all debunkwankery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Just ignore them Bill. We Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Progress so far,about 4lbs down on when I started, and passed wind at a volume I never knew possible. Soup & bread for lunch just went in and straight back out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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