PowerButchi 3,182 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 The prize is a clean colon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deathrey 103 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 Photos of poo?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellenda Carlisle 1,107 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 Photos of poo?! Yeah, I don't want that - I just got caught up in the moment Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chest Rockwell 3,613 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I don't want to see any photos of poo but I would love statistics if there was any way to record them - like volume over time throughout the procedure. As it is it will have to be more easily observed data - intervals between shits, total time, duration of movements, etc. Graphs happily accepted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PowerButchi 3,182 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 Finally dropped down and it fucking stinks. I'm blaming the half a New York Cheesecake which had been in the fridge for days that I had at midnight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Bifkin 404 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I think photos are acceptable as evidence of passing unusual objects such as marbles, star wars men and the like. I for one will have the colander out when I reach the dregs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wandshogun09 2,642 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 This brings new meaning to 'UKFF Shitarse Fifty'. I think I'll give this a go over the weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 1,496 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I'm game for this, so we just need to sort out a date. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sergio Mendacious 1,330 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) I don't want to see any photos of poo but I would love statistics if there was any way to record them - like volume over time throughout the procedure. As it is it will have to be more easily observed data - intervals between shits, total time, duration of movements, etc. Graphs happily accepted. “... all the way to the taps, brother.” Edited April 23, 2014 by Bill Diarrhea Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Silky Kisser 783 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I'm intrigued by this also, but I'll have to pass for now as we're living with my girlfriends parents until our house purchase completes. Looking forward to the results! This deserves is own thread too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chest Rockwell 3,613 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 Having split the topic out and read how it starts I feel like I have to apologise to Butch. Sorry! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Bifkin 404 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I'm game for this, so we just need to sort out a date. I've already bought 2 litres of 100% prune juice from Holland & Barrett at lunchtime. I say we do the Great UKFF Shit Off this Sunday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Undefeated Steak 175 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 I'm working on Sunday otherwise I'd take part. Will there be live discussion in here or is it one for the chat box? I don't want to miss out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chest Rockwell 3,613 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 If this is genuinely going to happen then LIVE DISCUSSION WILL BE ALLOWED. Because I think I might be out and if I'm not then I want to do it but if I am I definitely want to read it back later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DEF 345 Report post Posted April 23, 2014 Sadly I feel it's unlikely I will be able to participate but I'm massively intrigued by the idea. Always wondered what a colonic would do for me. I'm proper fat and 6'2, never really give a monkeys what I eat and am fond of a bit of red meat. Wasn't it John Wayne who had a ton of undigested red meat in him when he passed? That has always made me wonder what lurks inside me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
