Moderators PowerButchi 7,659 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Moderators Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 The prize is a clean colon. Link to post Share on other sites
deathrey 337 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Photos of poo?! Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle 2,066 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Photos of poo?! Yeah, I don't want that - I just got caught up in the moment Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,658 Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I don't want to see any photos of poo but I would love statistics if there was any way to record them - like volume over time throughout the procedure. As it is it will have to be more easily observed data - intervals between shits, total time, duration of movements, etc. Graphs happily accepted. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators PowerButchi 7,659 Posted April 23, 2014 Author Moderators Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Finally dropped down and it fucking stinks. I'm blaming the half a New York Cheesecake which had been in the fridge for days that I had at midnight. Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Bifkin 1,169 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I think photos are acceptable as evidence of passing unusual objects such as marbles, star wars men and the like. I for one will have the colander out when I reach the dregs. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members wandshogun09 7,348 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 This brings new meaning to 'UKFF Shitarse Fifty'. I think I'll give this a go over the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites
Loki 3,057 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm game for this, so we just need to sort out a date. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious 1,389 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) I don't want to see any photos of poo but I would love statistics if there was any way to record them - like volume over time throughout the procedure. As it is it will have to be more easily observed data - intervals between shits, total time, duration of movements, etc. Graphs happily accepted. “... all the way to the taps, brother.” Edited April 23, 2014 by Bill Diarrhea Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members Silky Kisser 1,179 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm intrigued by this also, but I'll have to pass for now as we're living with my girlfriends parents until our house purchase completes. Looking forward to the results! This deserves is own thread too. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,658 Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Having split the topic out and read how it starts I feel like I have to apologise to Butch. Sorry! Link to post Share on other sites
Guy Bifkin 1,169 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm game for this, so we just need to sort out a date. I've already bought 2 litres of 100% prune juice from Holland & Barrett at lunchtime. I say we do the Great UKFF Shit Off this Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites
Undefeated Steak 486 Posted April 23, 2014 Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm working on Sunday otherwise I'd take part. Will there be live discussion in here or is it one for the chat box? I don't want to miss out. Link to post Share on other sites
Moderators Chest Rockwell 7,658 Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 If this is genuinely going to happen then LIVE DISCUSSION WILL BE ALLOWED. Because I think I might be out and if I'm not then I want to do it but if I am I definitely want to read it back later. Link to post Share on other sites
Paid Members DEF 850 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Report Share Posted April 23, 2014 Sadly I feel it's unlikely I will be able to participate but I'm massively intrigued by the idea. Always wondered what a colonic would do for me. I'm proper fat and 6'2, never really give a monkeys what I eat and am fond of a bit of red meat. Wasn't it John Wayne who had a ton of undigested red meat in him when he passed? That has always made me wonder what lurks inside me. Link to post Share on other sites
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