Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2014 Haha, I nearly booked that holiday too! All my shit went to shit after a quick 1-2 over salmonella and gastro enteritis in my early 20s, and I came close to booking that holiday because of the Guardian article. Â I have been for a colonic, and it left me feeling great. May go back someday for another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Thunderplex Posted April 22, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 22, 2014 44 in a few weeks and never had a pile. My ring piece is a wonder to behold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 I've had explosive runs a lot recently. Sense of panic when you figure out you're nowhere near a toilet is terrifying. Worst instance I had was when I had to shit in the bushes in Sighthill Park about two years ago and wipe my arse with a big leaf. Runs had a yellow streak running through it that almost looked like a smile: "Baz, don't worry about it!". I felt like I was dying that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladiesman345 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 I've had explosive runs a lot recently. Sense of panic when you figure out you're nowhere near a toilet is terrifying. Worst instance I had was when I had to shit in the bushes in Sighthill Park about two years ago and wipe my arse with a big leaf. Runs had a yellow streak running through it that almost looked like a smile: "Baz, don't worry about it!". I felt like I was dying that day. Â I took a shit beside the Forth and Clyde Canal once. I've never felt so at one with nature, with ducks and shopping trolleys floating past me. I also wiped my arse with a dock leaf. I'd definitely recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) If you want a good flushing to get rid of all the stubborn mucus and catarrh, down 1 pint of prune juice (the pure stuff, with bits) and then half an hour later have half a pint of cloudy apple juice. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. Â Once I did it and I lost 6lb overnight from everything that was stuck in there. Now I do it once a month and swear by it to feel light on the inside. It will help your digestive system work a load better too. Â I like the sound of this. 2 questions. Firstly, would just blending up a tin of prunes do the job, or is there a particular brand of prune juice you used? Secondly, how long were you shitting for? Â I doubt you would get enough juice from a tin plus there are additives. I use Sun Sweet 100% Californian Prune Juice and then Coppella (sp?) Cloudy Apple. Â I do it of an evening, usually replacing dinner with it because this fills you like nothing else and there's less food in your stomach to absorb the juice. So say 5-6pm, for some they start feeling like they need to go about half an hour later but for me it's usually 1-2 hours. Your first movement will be pretty normal, maybe a bit looser, but then the next ones will turn into like you're shitting out guinness along with all the catarrh and mucus clumps. Every body is different but my average I would say is I stop around midnight. You'll find yourself not moving from the toilet seat for a long time because as soon as you stand you'll need to go again, so get some good reading material in the loo and charge up your phone/laptop. Â The very first time I did this I was going til like 4 in the morning and the next day I had a bit of a sore tummy. But when you think about everything that's been dislodged after years and years of build up it's not surprising. Â It comes from a years old juice cleanse detox, people live on this for 5 days but I don't think it would do anymore than doing it once would do. Edited April 23, 2014 by Kookoocachu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 This might give me something to do at the weekend. I might queue up Apocalypse Now Redux in readiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 I'm probably gonna give this a go at some point now, just to try it out. It seems wrong that I will be thinking of all y'all as I do, and that other people from the UKFF might well be doing it at the same time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 We should have a UKFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathrey Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) A group shitting experience. I want to try it, but I'm a little scared. I already go twice a day most the time so I think my bowels are quite healthy. I find having loose stool quite disturbing... Edited April 23, 2014 by deathrey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sphinx Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Never has having the shits sounded more fun. Is it worth me doing if I weigh fuck all anyway? I'm curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 I think so, just to confirm if you are as healthy as you think you are anyway.. and for bragging rights when everyone else is still shitting their guts at 3AM and you're done and dusted by 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FelatioLips Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 As long as there's photos, I'm in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 23, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 I've been on the pan for 20 minutes straining to no avail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Bellenda Carlisle Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 23, 2014 Haha, I just went for a 2 hour bike ride, I'd read Kook's post shortly before I left and spent most of the bike ride thinking about how I fancy trying it. I get back and everyone's up for it, hopefully it will evolve into something with photos and a prize. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators PowerButchi Posted April 23, 2014 Author Moderators Share Posted April 23, 2014 The prize is a clean colon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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