Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Posted April 23, 2014 Jesus. I can't even imagine what would come out of me given my years of terrible eating habits and generally just not looking after myself. Afraid I have a strict bedtime of 10pm on work nights, but I can't wait to read the thread Monday morning.
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Posted April 23, 2014 I'm worried that one thing that will come back to haunt me is my weird childhood obsession of eating all of the excess marginal paper on my books - I have all of the Tolkien late 80s-early 90s editions, but they're all eaten in at the edges. There might be pounds of paper in there, all wadded up like a colonic paper mache art project.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Posted April 23, 2014 I think I might be the guinea pig on this if I can do it this weekend, as it will have to be on Friday night...
King Coconut Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 As much as I love a good thread about shit, the health benefits of this sort of thing were thoroughly debunked a century ago.
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Posted April 23, 2014 I didn't even really consider that it was medically sound advice or that there would be any health benefits.. it just sounded like a fun experiment.
Paid Members DEF Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Posted April 23, 2014 As much as I love a good thread about shit, the health benefits of this sort of thing were thoroughly debunked a century ago. Are you saying there's no benefit from not being full of excess shit? Surely feeling lighter would be at least marginally be a benefit?
Guy Bifkin Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 As much as I love a good thread about shit, the health benefits of this sort of thing were thoroughly debunked a century ago. You fucking pussy. You know I can out shit you any time or place.
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Posted April 23, 2014 As much as I love a good thread about shit, the health benefits of this sort of thing were thoroughly debunked a century ago. Are you saying there's no benefit from not being full of excess shit? Surely feeling lighter would be at least marginally be a benefit? By that logic, diarrhea is good for you.
King Coconut Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 As much as I love a good thread about shit, the health benefits of this sort of thing were thoroughly debunked a century ago. Are you saying there's no benefit from not being full of excess shit? Surely feeling lighter would be at least marginally be a benefit? There's not really any such thing as excess shit. That's what your arsehole is for. You fucking pussy. You know I can out shit you any time or place. You lost your right to challenge anyone to a shit-off when you decided to start using shitting aids.
Guy Bifkin Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 You fucking pussy. You know I can out shit you any time or place. You lost your right to challenge anyone to a shit-off when you decided to start using shitting aids. Yeah, we all know why your colon is so clean Coconut.
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Posted April 23, 2014 I'm doing this to avoid being 'roided up.
Moderators neil Posted April 23, 2014 Moderators Posted April 23, 2014 My friends and I did a "poop log" thing a couple of years ago. It was hilarious. We kept very detailed entries and then one of my friends made these elaborate graphs. Truly one of the funniest things I've ever been a part of. One of my other friends is a gastroenterologist and his research is in constipation so he found it actually useful for his research.
Ladiesman345 Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 British wrestling fans will have the cleanest colons on the planet come Monday! I start a new job next week, so hopefully I'll be full of spunk once I try this concoction! My employers will be blown away with my energy!
The British Bushwacker Posted April 23, 2014 Posted April 23, 2014 This could be the biggest thing since 'Dry July' on the old TWCF
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted April 23, 2014 Paid Members Posted April 23, 2014 Can we post pictures of our fecalalcular/sphinctacular prowess?
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