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Yet another thread about doing a plop

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At a festival a few years ago, rather than using the delightful festival toilets I had a shit in a carrier bag in my tent. I then buried the bag.

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It's a fucking nightmare trying to find a place outside to shit when you really have to drop something. It's awful. I thought I was literally dying that day. Sweating all over the place. Heart thumping.

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When I was in Bethlehem last year, I was beyond relieved to find a place with a decent toilet as I was starting to feel the effects of the local cuisine and hygiene standards.

 

Not as badly as the guy in the next stall though, clearly. I'd just done that initial expulsion and was starting to relax, when some guy came tottering in, locked himself into the next cubicle and proceeded to unload the most ridiculously explosive diarrhoea you can imagine. It was like Richie and the cattle prod, or Finch in American Pie.

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Recently the new "cool thing to do" has gone from stabbing yourself in the arm with wall tacks to swallowing coins in one fmy local pubs.

Like an idiot not wanting to be called "a big girl" I've joined in. They cut you up as they go through. Anal fissures for all.

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I don't foresee any event which could take effect unless im seriously medically ill or infirm where id not go for a crap for that long it becomes a medical issue to shit. If I'm not going at least once a day I'm taking steps to get shit moving.

 

To leave it to the point of having to poke it out with a "come hither" motion seems just like a lack of foresight and a disregard for a pro active approach to life (or the fairly fundamental taking a dump part of life any way)

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Recently the new "cool thing to do" has gone from stabbing yourself in the arm with wall tacks to swallowing coins in one fmy local pubs.

Like an idiot not wanting to be called "a big girl" I've joined in. They cut you up as they go through. Anal fissures for all.

When I was young and stupid, my party piece was to eat lightbulbs. My teeth are now fucked because it grinds all the enamel off, and it's a double whammy at the other end because it gets you on the way out, and again as you wipe.

 

To leave it to the point of having to poke it out with a "come hither" motion seems just like a lack of foresight and a disregard for a pro active approach to life (or the fairly fundamental taking a dump part of life any way)

When that was first posted, I started getting worried if I'd not got for a shit that day, or I needed a shit but knew I hadn't had that much to drink. Paranoia over pooing is not a good thing. Pooanoia.

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