Guy Bifkin Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 To be honest, it's been a let down. Only three major shits and I'm as good as spent now. Â I will eat my turkey chilli with confidence this evening. Cast iron constitution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 (edited) I just necked my prune juice, and I have a fearful looking giant glass bottle of cloudy apple juice. Â EDIT - About 30 minutes ago, I had the first explosion - smelt like I was dying from the inside out, and I was spraying pure liquid into the bowl for about 10 minutes. Edited April 27, 2014 by Bill Diarrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil is brill Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 Wanted to give this a go this weekend, but with Mrs. Neil is Brill being heavily pregnant, I don't fancy running the risk of us dropping at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 To be honest, it's been a let down. Only three major shits and I'm as good as spent now. Â I will eat my turkey chilli with confidence this evening. Cast iron constitution. If that survived more than 30 mins in you, then there's something wrong with your innards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 I was really up for trying this until I was reminded it's not a cleanse, just giving yourself the runs. Then when it was confirmed it doesn't go away for days and possible longer, I was fully out. I can't be going out, or going into work, or handing in Uni deadlines when I'm a ticking shitting time bomb. Â Great reading about everyone else though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 I had a few more small (Bill) diarrheas over the last couple of hours, and there is a lot of gurgling happening in the breadbasket, but it generally seems to be settling down a bit. However, I have pints of both juices left, so I think it's going to be a cleansing week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 27, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 27, 2014 I was really up for trying this until I was reminded it's not a cleanse, just giving yourself the runs. Then when it was confirmed it doesn't go away for days and possible longer, I was fully out. I can't be going out, or going into work, or handing in Uni deadlines when I'm a ticking shitting time bomb. Great reading about everyone else though. Like yourself, I feel like I'd benefit from a good clean out but with no toilet that I can claim sole ruling over, and Monday being spent either in traffic jams or on a ferry, it's a no-goer.  Maybe if I can wangle a house-sit for someone in the forthcoming weeks I'll give it a go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Devon Malcolm Posted April 28, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2014 Same here. The school run would quickly have become the school runs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 To be honest, it's been a let down. Only three major shits and I'm as good as spent now. Â I will eat my turkey chilli with confidence this evening. Cast iron constitution. If that survived more than 30 mins in you, then there's something wrong with your innards! Â It survived no problem. Woke up this morning and had my usual first thing in the morning ablution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Coconut Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Did you find what you were looking for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Bifkin Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Did you find what you were looking for? Â No, I think I'll have to go full colonic to get my 1978 edition Snaggletooth Star Wars action figure back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey_Piste Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 Whilst I'm not going to neck a load of fruit juice to get the bowels moving I do need to get to ahold of some fibre powder after I ran out. I dropped a log earlier than seemed to come out sideways. There was a good five minutes of straining with the head crowning yet not slipping out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Scott Malbranque Posted April 28, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2014 I actually can't thank Ms.Achoo enough, genuinely, as I've been struggling lately since the oul comp, and this has helped my digestive system no end. With the sheer volume and force of gateaux that passed through there yesterday, I think I may have shit out the male g-spot. Brutal stuff, but it's actually helped my asthma, funnily enough. Bizarre fucking stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted April 28, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2014 Ms.Achoo Geshundeit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Sergio Mendacious Posted April 28, 2014 Paid Members Share Posted April 28, 2014 Ms.Achoo  Peek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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