hallicks Posted October 15, 2017 Share Posted October 15, 2017 I have a recurring dream that a load of dangerous animals have escaped from the zoo and are known to be in the area that I'm out walking (near High Brooms station in Kent, just for the record. Even though the animals have escaped from the Los Angeles zoo). I can see a lion approaching and I'm desperately trying to leg it back to my parents old house. It's one of those where you're trying to run but it's like you're running in treacle and you can't move your legs properly. I've never made it home once yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted October 15, 2017 Moderators Share Posted October 15, 2017 Last night, I was Conor McGregor and my opponent had pulled out, so I asked Brock Lesnar if he'd fight me instead. He agreed, though we were in a big attic at the top of a barn and wearing roller skates, and both laughing and laughing and laughing with every punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Surf Digby Posted October 15, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 15, 2017 On 12/10/2017 at 10:42 PM, Glenryck Pilchards said: I had a dream the other night where I was in a café/restaurant and my grandad walked in. I thought to myself 'Oh fantastic, he has been bad on his pins recently' Out of nowhere a big fuck off snake chomped at his leg and blood was pissing everywhere. The snake then turned its attention on me and I backed up on to a condiments table. It was edging closer to me so I was moving further back on the table and then.... BANG! I woke up on my bedroom floor landing right on my arse. My immediate thought was I can't believe I have just fucking fell out of bed. I look to the bed and my wife who was breastfeeding was looking at me with a puzzled look on her face. I nodded at her, jumped back into bed and promptly fell back asleep hoping she would think she just imagined the whole episode. Didn't work. I had a dream a few months ago where I was bitten by a snake. As the venom took control by body went into violent spasms. Back in the real world, my body also went into a juddering spasm and my missus freaked out because she thought I was having some sort of fit or seizure. "No, no, I just dreamt that a snake bit me, that's all", I said in a failed attempt at calming her down, while she looked at me like I was a fucking nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Wiseau Posted October 17, 2017 Share Posted October 17, 2017 It's rare that I remember dreams and even rarer that I deem them worthy of a second thought but last night I dreamt that Akela from my son's cub group texted to say that cubs wasn't on Friday because they were going to go tonight to the Bruce Springsteen Institute in Cardiff because they'd got a Goodfellas exhibition that she wanted the 9 year olds to see, while they were inside I figured that there wasn't time to get to Birmingham and back while they were in there so I went to the Last Night of the Proms where during Land of Hope and Glory I fell into the water around the orchestra pit - is that one of those dreams that everybody has, like teeth falling out and trying to run but not being able to? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kaz Hayashi Posted October 17, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted October 17, 2017 Can't remember last nights but the night before was aweful. I had a dream that my baby started having seizures, fully blown clonic tonic seizures with convulsions. It was incredibly realistic, we were sat in my house, just after lunch, her on my knee, a pretty standard scenario with no hints at it being a dream like cans of beans for feet etc. I woke up on pure panic and ran through to her room. Obviously she was fine but fucking hell, it was horrendous. ...... A couple of weeks ago I had an absent recurring nightmare. I say absent as it's been about 15 years since I had it last and it spanned for around a week at the time, every night... basically, getting chased by t-1000 through all the levels on Tony hawks pro skater. He's a fucking bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted November 12, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 12, 2017 Struggling to get up the hill outside my house. It was unbelievably steep for some reason and I was really weak, which was true to life for a dream. The top was near vertical as I clawed up and hung onto the ledge trying to pull myself up with everything aching and hurting . Someone I used to know grabbed me, and I pushed them off into the road and down to the bottom and just about made it to the top. When I woke up I was genuinely aching, so god only knows what I was doing. That said I have quirk when I'm falling asleep where I can see cool shit or sort of dream while I'm still awake, and if see something with bright lights I can make my eyes hurt from the intensity of the light which doesn't exist, so who knows what my heads up to. Before the hill I was fitting a make shift doorstop for my parents, finding mobile phones with Tod Grimshaw and standing up for him when he was telling people he had aids as part of that story that's actually the potato faced girl, rough lad and attractive women who got burnt and wouldn't give Kevin Webster one because of emotional distress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Kookoocachu Posted November 13, 2017 Paid Members Share Posted November 13, 2017 Last night I dreamt that @Au asked if one of his shirt was at my house. I found the shirt and told him I thought it was shit, which is silly. It was quite a nice shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Houchen Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Had a dream that John Cena was on Question Time. First thing I noticed was his suit was too small for him and his tie wasn't done up properly. He wasn't saying anything but then there was a question about climate change, Cena said the following. "I can't understand this country at times, the biggest reason for global warming is people. Why the fuck doesn't this country build a fucking wall around it? No people, no global warming" Dimbleby was flustered. Nope, nor me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted January 27, 2018 Moderators Share Posted January 27, 2018 Brian Tilsley off 80's Corrie worked house shows in the Attitude Era, accompanying The Brood to the ring in chains, as a human that'd been caught by them for food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Astro Hollywood Posted March 7, 2018 Moderators Share Posted March 7, 2018 Leslie Grantham reinvented himself as a fitness coach, and his Instagram was filled with pictures of him flexing and looking really buff, with #gymspiration hashtags everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra_gordo Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 Me, the wife, kids and my brother were at the local park/ play area when it was attacked by giant, hairy hippobears. One of the hippobears bit my brothers hand off so I ran towards it and kicked it out of the park gates like that bit in 300 where Gerrard Butler shouts "THIS IS SPARTA!". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members John Matrix Posted March 7, 2018 Author Paid Members Share Posted March 7, 2018 Had a bizarre dream the other night - a woman's car had broken down outside some sort of festival and I could see she was struggling and offered to help her push it to the side of the road. I then headed into the Festival, she accompanied me, insisting on buying me something to eat to say thank you (You can tell I love junk food over alcohol right?) and anyway, the tent she led me into had a full blown porn shoot going on with the most flawless looking women my mind has ever conjured up. Turns out the whole breakdown thing was a set up, and that they were looking for a 'lovely bloke' who would be rewarded for his act of generosity. You can imagine what happened next right? Just me, and five smoking hot porn stars? I refused when they said it'd be filmed, left, and woke up moments later with an astonishing and ultimately pointless diamond cutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I had a bizarre dream last night. I dreamt that I was walking down a seaside pier which had a garden running through it with trees, flowers and lawns. I stopped to take a phone call and I started sinking in the grass and i was saved by a reluctant Charlie from Casualty who looked like he had a face of thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
W35ty Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 I keep having a recurring dream where the brakes or handbrake don't work on my car. I'm always parking up and no matter how hard i pull the handbrake i can't stop rolling backwards. I have this at least once or twice a week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenryck Pilchards Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 @W35ty Maybe it's a start of a breakdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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