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On 4/7/2024 at 9:55 AM, Scratch said:

Ortis Deley from the Gadget Show not being able to find his boarding pass at Gatwick this morning.

I used to regularly see Jon Bentley milling around Birmingham on my lunchtime and he always looked totally bemused like he'd never been there before.

Anyway, I think I've just had a piss next to the bloke from the wildheats.

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a spectacularly niche one, but Micko Westmoreland, who played Jack Fairy in Velvet Goldmine and that was about it. Walked past him coming out of New Cross Gate station on Friday.


An almost celebrity spot last week - massive crowds of people with their phones out, outside the theatre where Tom Holland is appearing in Romeo & Juliet. I had just walked out of a theatre across the road, and there was a huge screaming mob. Some of them followed the car I can only assume Holland was in, clawing at the windows as it drove off, but I never got a glimpse of him.

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Couple of days ago at Vauxhall station, was going up the escalators, and spotted, coming down, a beautiful woman coming down. I mean, stunning - classily dressed, very elegant, and a naturally pretty face.

A second later, my mind's Rolodex identifies her as professional right-wing arch-dickhead, Isabel Oakeshott. 

Fucking hell.

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34 minutes ago, Carbomb said:

Couple of days ago at Vauxhall station, was going up the escalators, and spotted, coming down, a beautiful woman coming down. I mean, stunning - classily dressed, very elegant, and a naturally pretty face.

A second later, my mind's Rolodex identifies her as professional right-wing arch-dickhead, Isabel Oakeshott. 

Fucking hell.

When I put her in the unconventional thread: nigel-farage.gif.f0e573be22b4a2ce502e07720e6cffc0.gif

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10 hours ago, Carbomb said:

Bring back downvotes.

(For using a Farage gif, not for the schadenfreude.)

Shadenfreude sounds like someone from Hitlers cabal that you and Bacon wank over.

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So I saw Jude Bellingham in town on Saturday, his parents live in my town apparently. He was lovely and polite and taking photos with everyone. He popped in to Boots with his mum to buy a few things (the only shop on our high street other than Worcester Medal Association). It started to piss it down and the staff gave him a lovely tropical themed umbrella. Apparently he also goes to my gym when he is here so I may try and get a photo with him when I don't have two screaming kids in tow.

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On 7/22/2024 at 10:24 PM, Mr_Danger said:

Shadenfreude sounds like someone from Hitlers cabal that you and Bacon wank over.

It's my secret wanking pet name for Penny Mordaunt

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