Paid Members FLips Posted April 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2010 Oh. I have no interest in that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Duke Posted April 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2010 It's a Watchmen quote. Oh that just did not occur to me. Genius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted April 5, 2010 Share Posted April 5, 2010 Oh and should we start a sweepstake on how many pictures of kids britishwrestlinglegends has on his hard drive? Â I'll go nominate this. Â Did I miss the thread for the March voting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Tommy! Posted April 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2010 Rob Terry is a walking Isosceles Triangle, so him. Â It just made me laugh, and not too many things really do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members IANdrewDiceClay Posted April 5, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 5, 2010 Capital Carnage was a different animal altogether. My dad wouldn't buy it, so I had to listen to the show on the Sky Box Office channel and pretend I could make shapes out in the snowy lines surrounding that "To View, call....." box on the screen. Nothing like a 13 year old having a hot Saturday Night in listening to Jacqui's tits. The ladies were forming queues outside. I found this so funny, you wont believe how sad I feel laughing at this time of the night, on my own waiting to illigally stream a wrestling show featuring X-Pac. Top marks NEWM. I totally understand where your coming from as well. Maybe it's a north east thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members seph Posted April 6, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2010 Capital Carnage was a different animal altogether. My dad wouldn't buy it, so I had to listen to the show on the Sky Box Office channel and pretend I could make shapes out in the snowy lines surrounding that "To View, call....." box on the screen. Nothing like a 13 year old having a hot Saturday Night in listening to Jacqui's tits. The ladies were forming queues outside. I found this so funny, you wont believe how sad I feel laughing at this time of the night, on my own waiting to illigally stream a wrestling show featuring X-Pac. Top marks NEWM. I totally understand where your coming from as well. Maybe it's a north east thing. Â Thanks for reminding me of the days of United Artists (pre-Telewest) that would have Channel 1 as a multi-screen thingy, and Sky Sports 1 was one of them. As we were too cheap to subscribe I was perfectly prepared to sit and stare at a Royal Rumble live on a 4-inch rectangle for three hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Posted April 6, 2010 Share Posted April 6, 2010 Rob Terry is a walking Isosceles Triangle, so him. Â It just made me laugh, and not too many things really do that. Â Seconded, mainly due to the shock that Butch knows what an isosceles is and how to spell it. Behind that beard lurks a crafty brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Ron Simmons Posted April 6, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 6, 2010 This post by deathbyropeandglass made me laugh out loud, so it gets a nomination from me: Â (It's about the couple sent to prison in Dubai after being reported by a local woman for kissing each other publicly) God, what an evil bitch. She's offended by them kissing, so she reports them knowing full well they'll get sent down for a month? Malicious, busybodying cow. Â Â Sounds like a decent honest citizen reporting a crime to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted April 8, 2010 Share Posted April 8, 2010 More like UFC 150 both of them in octagon. There would only be one person in the octagon. UFC cameras will be following Patterson and Briscoe throughout the night looking for the table Dana White is hiding under. Along the way various funny business happens, such as Patterson bumping into Brock Lesnar and getting F5'd and Briscoe accidentally winning the UFC Middleweight title backstage. Â That's my nomination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Of Swing Posted April 9, 2010 Share Posted April 9, 2010 From the Macolm McLaren RIP thread. Â Oh bollocks! Well, never mind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JNLister Posted April 9, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2010 Capital Carnage was a different animal altogether. My dad wouldn't buy it, so I had to listen to the show on the Sky Box Office channel and pretend I could make shapes out in the snowy lines surrounding that "To View, call....." box on the screen. Nothing like a 13 year old having a hot Saturday Night in listening to Jacqui's tits. The ladies were forming queues outside. I found this so funny, you wont believe how sad I feel laughing at this time of the night, on my own waiting to illigally stream a wrestling show featuring X-Pac. Top marks NEWM. I totally understand where your coming from as well. Maybe it's a north east thing. Â Thanks for reminding me of the days of United Artists (pre-Telewest) that would have Channel 1 as a multi-screen thingy, and Sky Sports 1 was one of them. As we were too cheap to subscribe I was perfectly prepared to sit and stare at a Royal Rumble live on a 4-inch rectangle for three hours. Â In these days of giant TVs, I endorse the return of such a system. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Wretch Posted April 9, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 9, 2010 Capital Carnage was a different animal altogether. My dad wouldn't buy it, so I had to listen to the show on the Sky Box Office channel and pretend I could make shapes out in the snowy lines surrounding that "To View, call....." box on the screen. Nothing like a 13 year old having a hot Saturday Night in listening to Jacqui's tits. The ladies were forming queues outside. I found this so funny, you wont believe how sad I feel laughing at this time of the night, on my own waiting to illigally stream a wrestling show featuring X-Pac. Top marks NEWM. I totally understand where your coming from as well. Maybe it's a north east thing. Â Thanks for reminding me of the days of United Artists (pre-Telewest) that would have Channel 1 as a multi-screen thingy, and Sky Sports 1 was one of them. As we were too cheap to subscribe I was perfectly prepared to sit and stare at a Royal Rumble live on a 4-inch rectangle for three hours. Â In these days of giant TVs, I endorse the return of such a system. Â I watched King of the Ring '96 on this. Now that I think about it, it might have been staring at a small rectangle for three hours which caused my parents to feel sorry for me and get Sky Sports in our house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BionicRedneck Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 From the freaky animals thread...  White Turtle  It's like Nicola Roberts is hiding inside a chicken.  It's funny and true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Quentin Posted April 11, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted April 11, 2010 The Hardy Boyz were such a team They shone at 'Mania 17 A decade later and such bad luck A smackhead and a useless fat fuck. Â From the surefire gold Poetry thread. Love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted April 12, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted April 12, 2010 Also from the 'Write me a wrestling poem' thread. If this doesn't win this month, I'll buy a hat and eat it.  Now, this is the story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became a useless shit with bad hair  In North Carolina born and raised In the tuck shop was where I spent most of my days Piggin' out scoffin' troughin' on jelly Little did I know how big it would make my belly When a couple of guys Who were from WWE Started making advances toward my brother and me We got one dark match and we both got signed Then for the next decade, man I whined  We clawed and scratched to get to the top But my hair still looked like oil on a mop Adored by the WWE Universe, except for those Brits No wonder my kid brother ended up off his tits  Tag team gold would soon await The belts were almost as big as my plate We went out to celebrate and oh how we ate But I ballooned up, what a twist of fate  Now I came up through the ranks with a guy I thought was a friend But our story came to a bitter end The man cost me my girl and my life was a disaster But I thought 'Man forget it, I should have eaten more pasta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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