Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Charming  It's only natural, Dill. No point being prudey about the human body. I haven't taken a shit yet, I may have over-baked.  Speaking of the body, I've got on my PC so, as requested by Neil and Ian:   Nearly five years old, and still remembered by plenty. Old photo, actually, both my arms are covered in various tattoos that I don't doubt plenty here would instantly deem as shit. None others wrestling related, sadly, though I do have a Rammstein logo on the back of my neck which would probably go down a storm here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 I woke up at 6 and watched that Susanna Reid on BBC Breakfast, fit as fuck  Anyway, I agree with whoever nominated this one  It's also true of Bert from Ernie and Bert, and Robo from the Bonanza brothers. Also Spongebob. And Pikachu.  "And the Asians!"  Either that or Dillkid's suicide note Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 20, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2010 STFU. Â A footie nut, eh? I just can't fathom the excitement, apart from the aforementioned gay theory. Â Â Your 'theory' was no more than a lame nonsensical rant. Â Whereas being a massive Rammstein makes you super-hetero~! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 STFU. Â A footie nut, eh? I just can't fathom the excitement, apart from the aforementioned gay theory. Â Â Your 'theory' was no more than a lame nonsensical rant. Â Whereas being a massive Rammstein makes you super-hetero~! Â Â Yeah, Rammstein are gay, that's true. Unlike football supporters, we 'Stein fans have come to terms with it. Â You poof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 20, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2010 "come to terms with it"? Â Â I don't watch football, and you're a fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 "come to terms with it"?  I don't watch football, and you're a fucking idiot.  Ooh, you are awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator HarmonicGenerator Posted March 20, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2010 When people ask me which team I support, I say Chesterfield simply because it's where I live, but if truth be told, I haven't gone to a game in donkeys years, and never really give a shit whether they win lose or draw on a Saturday afternoon. I'm always a bit puzzled by how worked up people get about their team winning or losing. Surely it makes no real odds to anyone's lives. I can understand getting into it whilst watching the game, but not for days afterwards or days leading up to it. Â My ex's mum was awful for that, especially after matches. If Newcastle lost, any attempt to make conversation with her was useless, she'd just sit and look miserable for about two days afterwards. She was basically a recluse for about a week when they got relegated. Inconsolable. I was never brave enough to tell the ex that maybe her mum took the football a little bit seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Indeed. Why get so worked up about fucking football? How long does pre season last now, about a fortnight? So "your" team did shit? Calm down, the new season starts pretty much straightaway. Â Your team will do shit again. But in the ultimate scheme of things, it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members SpursRiot2012 Posted March 20, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 20, 2010 You may not understand football you cocksucker but do you understand that your patronising tone makes me want to punch you in the throat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 You may not understand football you cocksucker but do you understand that your patronising tone makes me want to punch you in the throat? Â You'd need a hell of reach, me old Warrior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 20, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2010 Why, are you that fat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 Why, are you that fat? Â Dismal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 20, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 20, 2010 We should have a Skype thread. It'll be like ChatRoulette, but with people you know and lots more masturbation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freaky Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Â Irritating moaning fucking bitch on a 24/7 rag week treating Slater like they were a gay couple in prison. Penis envy and bra burning in equal measures. What a fucking spenk. I wish those caffene tablets had killed her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Lesnar's Brow Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=g7ekE99Aifk That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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