Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 3, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2010 Nominate your post(s) of the month. Nominate as many as you like. If the link isn't already posted in the thread, please provide a link to your nominated post. Add as many posts as you like throughout the month, be sure to add anything you feel is worthy even if it's already been nominated. Quoting a nomintion will count as a second nomination. Â You can not nominate yourself. Nominations will end at the end of the month, then the top 10 will go into a poll. Â Feel free to nominate posts from off-topic, on-topic, UK shows, classifieds or paid members boards. Â Monthly winners will make up the Post of the Year nominees. Â Post of the Month Polls: Â February - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=118304 March - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=119033 April - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=119527 May - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=120058 June - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=120710 July - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=121552 August - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=121838 September - http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=122329 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted February 3, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 3, 2010 This one: Â 5. The artist we had come to give a talk at our uni yesterday. He did these mixed media pieces where he's painted murals then doodle over them with bizarre illustrations and stick on things cut out from magazines. All fair enough, although as he got on to his later works there seemed to be more and more phallic & pornographic imagery. Again, pretty standard, but as he went on that seemed to be all his work had turned into. Just fields of massive erect cocks cut out from porn mags and blown up to terrifying sizes, paintings of the lines on his scrotum, paintings of the artist pulling a goatse painted on a gallery ceiling. All done without a hit of irony. Â Every slide was left up for an uncomfortable amount of time while he talked about the materials he used, his inspirations, but never once did he reference the shear amount of dick he'd seemingly devoted his career to. After the talk he did a brief Q&A, and you know what? no one else mentioned the subject matter either. We'd just spent 45 minutes very literally having cocks thrust in our faces and no one else seemed to batter an eyelid. Is there something wrong with me that I thought it was the slightest bit off? Is it now normal to spend your life cutting out 6 foot shlongs and sticking them over perfectly fine paintings? Is this the type of person out tutors want us to aspire to be like? CAN NO-ONE ELSE SEE THE FUCKING PENISES?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 ^ Seconded 'cos that's fucking brilliant^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cum Doctor Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 "The Elimination Chamber. Out of six wrestlers, only one will remain. Just like the Von Erichs." Â http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117776...t&p=2075334 Â By any rights, it should be something from that thread, but that one there had me laughing pretty hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 That thread is yet another great example that the vast majority of people who post on here are terribly unfunny. Also see: caption competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members tiger_rick Posted February 4, 2010 Author Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 From the aforementioned commentary thread: http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117776...t&p=2075109 Â "He'll feel that even through the somas!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.PeterVenkman Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 That thread is yet another great example that the vast majority of people who post on here are terribly unfunny. Also see: caption competitions. Â can't imagine why you were up for dolt of the year, why don't you liven this thread up with some wikipedia pages? knob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted February 4, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 For what it's worth I agree with Chuckles. I really didn't find much comedy in that thread aside from a few gags highlighting the potential of the idea. Plenty of others did though, which is nice for them. Each to their own and ting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HiroNakamura Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dr.PeterVenkman Posted Today, 12:54 PM  QUOTE (Mr. Seven @ Feb 3 2010, 21:02) That thread is yet another great example that the vast majority of people who post on here are terribly unfunny. Also see: caption competitions.  can't imagine why you were up for dolt of the year, why don't you liven this thread up with some wikipedia pages? knob     I second that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members Au Posted February 4, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 I think HiroNakamura should start a thread called "Help me to live my life" and then he can post all his questions about working, college, music and whatever else crosses his mind in one convenient place. It'll be helpful for both him and I as he'll be able to limit his posting in off-topic to one thread and I can avoid it altogether. Â Advice to live by. Â Edit: Especially if you can't even work out how to use quotes properly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 I really didn't find much comedy in that thread aside from a few gags highlighting the potential of the idea. Yeah, well, there's a reason why you didn't win funniest poster JLM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted February 4, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted February 4, 2010 I know now why you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Seven Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Dr.PeterVenkman Posted Today, 12:54 PM QUOTE (Mr. Seven @ Feb 3 2010, 21:02) That thread is yet another great example that the vast majority of people who post on here are terribly unfunny. Also see: caption competitions.  can't imagine why you were up for dolt of the year, why don't you liven this thread up with some wikipedia pages? knob     I second that  You forgot to call him "mate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum Milano Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 "The Elimination Chamber. Out of six wrestlers, only one will remain. Just like the Von Erichs." Â http://ukff.com/index.php?showtopic=117776...t&p=2075334 Â By any rights, it should be something from that thread, but that one there had me laughing pretty hard. I will second the above as it is a heck of a good line - clever, witty and spot on. There are some funny posts in that thread, however they are greatly outnumbered by the rubbish, unfunny or plain nonsensical. Some of the stuff relating to Benoit especially, which try to be funny or controversial just falls flat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Icon Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 That thread is yet another great example that the vast majority of people who post on here are terribly unfunny. Also see: caption competitions.  can't imagine why you were up for dolt of the year, why don't you liven this thread up with some wikipedia pages? knob  I vote for this.  EDIT: Changed my mind, it's this  I think the earth is saddle shaped like hawking says, so it starts coming back round on itself, its something we'll probably never know. Or atleast not be able to comprehend anyways  Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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