Paid Members Carbomb Posted March 16, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 16, 2010 That's genius. And going in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattooedgooner Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I really liked this one from the "If you could book any angle ever" thread: Mine happens now in TNA, Upset at being on a losing streak and getting buried Christopher Daniels asks Eric Bischoff for 2 weeks off, Bisch grants his request, later in the show we see Daniels talking to So Cal Val, he tells her he's got 2 weeks off, what are you going to do she asks, Well says Daniels, I've always wanted to go to Egypt... The next week on Impact we see Daniels in Egypt looking at the sights (pyramids and shit) and he sees a mysterious scarab in the sand, he picks it up and his eyes glow (this storyline is so awesome).  Next week we see a vignette of Daniels in the airport arriving back in America but he's dressed in robes with an Egyptian beard cover thing on, he's being rude and dismissive to everyone also he's talking in ancient Egyptian (this is sick)  Next week on Impact we see Daniels Talking to Eric Bischoff in his office, he's in robes and he's being aggressive, listen Daniels Bischoff says, Daniels slaps him and shouts Teth Amon! (this is his new name) and walks out. After Daniels walks out Bischoff looks furious and says to Hulk Hogan (who just walked in) Hulk if Daniels thinks he can treat me like that he's got another thing coming, I'm going to put him in a handicap match tonight against Matt Morgan and Hernandez!  The match is the main event and Daniels comes out to some Egyptian sounding music wearing a gold robe and headdress and carrying a snake staff he is announced as Teth Amon and beats Morgan and Hernandez cleanly, he then goes on a massive winning streak, great eh? That's brilliant.   Second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tattooedgooner Posted March 16, 2010 Share Posted March 16, 2010 I really liked this one from the "If you could book any angle ever" thread: Mine happens now in TNA, Upset at being on a losing streak and getting buried Christopher Daniels asks Eric Bischoff for 2 weeks off, Bisch grants his request, later in the show we see Daniels talking to So Cal Val, he tells her he's got 2 weeks off, what are you going to do she asks, Well says Daniels, I've always wanted to go to Egypt... The next week on Impact we see Daniels in Egypt looking at the sights (pyramids and shit) and he sees a mysterious scarab in the sand, he picks it up and his eyes glow (this storyline is so awesome).  Next week we see a vignette of Daniels in the airport arriving back in America but he's dressed in robes with an Egyptian beard cover thing on, he's being rude and dismissive to everyone also he's talking in ancient Egyptian (this is sick)  Next week on Impact we see Daniels Talking to Eric Bischoff in his office, he's in robes and he's being aggressive, listen Daniels Bischoff says, Daniels slaps him and shouts Teth Amon! (this is his new name) and walks out. After Daniels walks out Bischoff looks furious and says to Hulk Hogan (who just walked in) Hulk if Daniels thinks he can treat me like that he's got another thing coming, I'm going to put him in a handicap match tonight against Matt Morgan and Hernandez!  The match is the main event and Daniels comes out to some Egyptian sounding music wearing a gold robe and headdress and carrying a snake staff he is announced as Teth Amon and beats Morgan and Hernandez cleanly, he then goes on a massive winning streak, great eh? That's brilliant.   Second that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
insert_name_here Posted March 17, 2010 Share Posted March 17, 2010 Just read this brilliant post from Woyzeck so i'll have to nominate it. You might want to read pages 52 and 53 of This thread to get the whole thing into context. Â It's also true of Bert from Ernie and Bert, and Robo from the Bonanza brothers. Also Spongebob. And Pikachu. Â "And the Asians!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 THIS From TripleA in the Jesse Ventura/Keeelan Conspiracy meltdown thread absolutely slayed me. Â Not that funny as a stand alone post but in the context of the thread just beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 18, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 18, 2010 Agreed. I think the best thing about TripleA's post is that nobody else continued it, so it's like a solitary ray of comedy light in the midst of people telling that head-the-ball to shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Chest Rockwell Posted March 18, 2010 Moderators Share Posted March 18, 2010 Haha.. yeah, that post was great. Â What is this insult 'head-the-ball'? I've seen it twice on this forum in the last week and never heard it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members bAzTNM#1 Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 Scottish insult, isn't it? We call somebody a "Heed the Baw", which means they are rather stupid. Â That person is a right "Heed the Baw"! Â Don't talk to that guy, he's a "Heed the Baw"! etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 18, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 18, 2010 Yep. It's commonly used in and around Liverpool, in the same context as Baz has put above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 The origin of it is a bit sketchy. It's definitely a lot more widely known in Scotland and Ireland. Which of those two came up with it is up for debate. Â It means crazy/block headed etc. as you'd expect. As in, the person's instinct is always to head the ball. Implying damage to the head, a willingness to fly headfirst into a given situation, not having your feet on the ground, a reactionary/fly off the handle type of guy, and so on. It conveys many insulting qualities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members FLips Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 We use it round my area too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Rammstein Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I've never said it. Sounds like something Ron Dixon would've called Jimmy Corkhill on Brookside. Too gay and Scouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awards Moderator Frankie Crisp Posted March 18, 2010 Awards Moderator Share Posted March 18, 2010 Too gay and Scouse. Â What about them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members martyngnr Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 Too gay and Scouse. Â What about them? Well played Sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paid Members JLM Posted March 18, 2010 Paid Members Share Posted March 18, 2010 That is majestic. How did you know there'd be such a perfect photo? They're even challenging for a header! Â EDIT: So I just went to look for the POTM thread to nominate that effort. Then I realised it was in the thread itself. So yeah, erm, nominating that Waterboy post just up there a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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