What's your small idea?

[SuperBacon]

Reminds me of when I saw Die Hard 4 in Dundee with my Dad and he asked what time the film started and got told 9, and then asked what time the actual film started and matey looked at him like he was an absolute numpty and said "I've just told you, 9" and lo and behold bang on 9. No adverts or anything. Class.

[mim731]

31 minutes ago, Mr_Danger said:

Miserable old bastards. “I think we should ban kids and loud noises!”

 

I don't think you need to ban fireworks, they should just be treated as dangers in the hands of morons. So setting the bar to entry slightly higher seems an easy fix. 

[RedTwoster]

1 minute ago, mim731 said:

I don't think you need to ban fireworks, they should just be treated as dangers in the hands of morons. So setting the bar to entry slightly higher seems an easy fix. 

While I'm shouting at the clouds, I'm going to say I'm definitely in favour of a ban on the public sale of fireworks. My cousin's dog literally died of fear during a particularly lengthy display. My own pets live in absolute terror every time they're in use. I can only imagine what impact they have on wild animals. Then you do have situations every year in which they're tossed through letterboxes, thrown at emergency service workers and just generally used to cause terror. I hate them. 

[tiger_rick]

9 minutes ago, RedTwoster said:

they're tossed through letterboxes

That's why they call him @Mr_Danger

[LaGoosh]

11 hours ago, RIDDUM_N_STYLE said:

The removal of mirrors on shop floors of clothes retailers, forcing customers to either try on at home or use the damn fitting rooms

Banning under 18s from being in the store after a certain time, babies being the exception, unless they’re with an adult

What are you going on about?!

A mirror in a clothes shop is handy if you just want to hold an item up against you. You don't always need to try everything on to see if it works. Or likewise if you're with someone and put something on in the fitting room then want to show them you can both look in a shop floor mirror at it together rather than the other person having to come into the fitting room.

And why do under 18s be banned from shops after a certain time? 

Children and teenagers are humans too and being part of this world means engaging with them. They shouldn't be forced out of public spaces and made to stay indoors just because they violate some weird abstract rules of etiquette you've made up in your own head.

Some of you lot, Jesus Christ.

[Gus Mears]

2 minutes ago, LaGoosh said:

What why do under 18s be banned from shops after a certain time? 

Yeah, it's grossly unfair. I'd ban them round the clock.

[Carbomb]

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

[LaGoosh]

Careful now.

[JLM]

In-store mirrors are necessary because children famously don’t have reflections due to their nature. Public mirrors allow for easy detection so they can be swiftly eliminated after infiltrating the shop. 

Edited 12 hours ago by JLM

[Chris B]

Plus mirrors just confuse children, as they keep swiping on them trying to watch TikTok.

[wordsfromlee]

Not just e-scooters on pavements, but also OAPs who drive their mobility scooters at 5mph on the road. They should get done for no road tax or insurance.

[Mr_Danger]

1 hour ago, tiger_rick said:

That's why they call him @Mr_Danger

Someone gave me a fucking 7/10 on customer feedback today like they’re Dave Fucking Meltzer with his fractioned stars or something. Little do they know we have access to who leaves feedback. They’ll get poo on a stick as a warning first but it’s either a 0 or a 10 next time or else.

[Cousin Jim Bob]

I think Blackpool is the UK's epicentre for mobility scooters. The amount of shops selling them seem to rival Vape shops.

Plus a million twats on chipped e-bikes/e-scooters. As there is a lot of combined cycle paths/pedestrian pavements, you get the lovely combination of OAP's driving 4 mph on roads, and wankers driving 40 mph on pavements.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

There is an old guy near us who has a mobility scooter that is in full Valentino Rossi Yamaha MotoGP livery. It makes me laugh every time I see it doing 4mph. 

[AshC]

A universal CV document.