Vince McMahon may actually be done this time [Trigger warning: Sexual Assault]

[Loki]

3 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

I switch to the entity and say, 'How can I help?

It's like a script from a shitty episode of Star Trek or something.  Captain Cena and his crew encounter the entity known as Vince McMahon.

[Nick James]

You could 100% make a case that Cena was actually created in a lab in Stamford. He's always been brilliant at the Make-a-wish stuff, but he's a fucking robot that's dead behind the eyes. Always has been.

Dolph Lundgren in Universal Soldier, if you will.

[thicko]

5 hours ago, IANdrewDiceClay said:

I'm very disappointed in so many people in wrestling at the minute. No idea why. My standards are so low, but Cena sounds like the biggest arse licker I've ever heard.

Remember the time you suggested you’d rape my daughters. Fucking prick. 

[air_raid]

11 hours ago, LaGoosh said:

"How can I help?" fucking hell John, he's a rapist!

It’s not the “friend” he’s asking, it’s the “entity.”

Come back and do a job for Gunther? I mean, I’m not sure it’s helping, but it couldn’t hurt!

[TheScarlettChad]

6 hours ago, thicko said:

Remember the time you suggested you’d rape my daughters. Fucking prick. 

Wait what 

[Joe Blog]

Christ that was an awful answer. Cena has always been a very strange bloke but this is beyond even his usual weirdness. 

[air_raid]

He’s having a hard time accepting that Vince has been compromised to a permanent end.

[The Gaffer]

Can't believe Vince's surrogate son - who has a documented weakness for women - isn't sticking his neck out completely to condemn him. 

[air_raid]

The bigger issue holding him back is likely to be that Johnny Ace is involved too, who’s actual family to Cena by marriage.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

2 minutes ago, air_raid said:

The bigger issue holding him back is likely to be that Johnny Ace is involved too, who’s actual family to Cena by marriage.

Is he? Johnny C didn't end up marrying whichever Bella did he?

[air_raid]

9 minutes ago, Lion_of_the_Midlands said:

Is he? Johnny C didn't end up marrying whichever Bella did he?

He didn’t in the end, I just remembered. But he still goes to all the picnics etc. I’m sure Ace, Kathy, Nikki and Cena have had many a row hobside about the lasagne.

[JakeRobertsParoleOfficer]

Given how close Cena was/is to McMahon I'm not buying for 1 red second that he wasn't aware of this sh*t.

He's probably figured if he tries the "pull the ladder up Jack" on Vince he'll get named and shamed!!!

Given how utterly in its own bubble the wrestling world is I imagine EVERY wrestler of a certain vintage (or I reckon whose career started pre 2015) is shitting himself on either their actions, enablement or culpability being called!!!

 

 

 

 

 

[Hannibal Scorch]

I called him a robot the other day in another thread, and its examples like this drew me to that conclusion. 

 

[tiger_rick]

Cena's not scummy on that level but I've never had any doubt that his entire badge-kissing, corporate stooge act is the same in front of the camera as behind it. I've really liked the guy as a wrestler in the past, and did for a long time but this disgusting response is not at all surprising. Nor will I be surprised the next time he comes out for a dreadful cameo and gets a great response from people who support this fucking horrible company. 

I'm sure some will try and hide behind the difference between person and performer but I've not been able to separate the performers from the characters for a long time and I think it's a fucking copout to be honest. The foundation of the wrestling industry is that these guys are either an exaggeration of themselves or they play a character that they live and breathe so you don't know where the character ends and the person starts and vice-versa. I'd give a lot of the current guys a pass in that I think most of them are like any other sportsperson in going out and doing their job and then going back to whatever they do - looking after their kids, playing games, getting pissed, going to the gym, filming a "reality" TV show, etc. Everyone before them though? Ugh. From low-level douchbaggery like Orton to predators like Lawler, to systematic sex-pests like Vince all the way to murderers like Benoit and Snuka, I don't know how anyone can watch anything with these people on and their real-life scumminess not be the first thing that comes to mind. 

[deathrey]

It seems John Cena went to the politicians school of 'How can I use the most words possible while saying absolutely nothing at all'.

Did that actually make sense to anyone? What an absolute arsehole