Jonny Vegas Posted February 27 Share Posted February 27 (edited) Inspired by the Fesshole twitter page it got me thinking about things people had confessed to me over the years. I thought it might be a fun thread for people to confess some of their own unconvential, unusual or otherwise different habits, behaviours or otherwise. It doesn't have to be one of your own, it can also be something others have confessed to you. Both of my initial examples are actually other people's told to me by ex work colleague's; 1. A male work colleague told me that in his entire adult life, he had at no time taken a shit outside of his own house with the exception of hotels he was staying in whilst on holiday or otherwise. His reason for this was that his arse was covever by so much thick black hair that he needed to wash it in the shower after every shite and he once sent me a photo of his arse hair trimmings on the floor in his bathroom as proof of the amount. His bathroom looked like a barber shop floor. 2. I once walked into the lunch room at work to see a colleague hunched over the bin picking at chips in a polystyrene container still within said bin. It was very awkward but they immediately made a point of explaining that the chips were in a sealed container so what they were eating wasn't actually touching the contents of the bin. I was worried incase there were any financial reasons behind it (despite being aware he had a big house, very nice car and he certainly didn't appear obviously struggling I didn't know what might be going on) so tried to as delicately as possible ask did they want me to bring some extra in as I always made too much food and ended up with mountains of extra portions bagged in the freezer until I threw it away. He happily explained he didn't need to eat out of the bin but did so regularly so long as the containers were sealed or they were in the bin inside another carrier bag for example. I still follow him on Instagram and he's in Florida with his wife and kids every summer and Dubai with them every Christmas so it still doesn't appear to have been due to an inability to afford his own food. Edited February 27 by Jonny Vegas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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