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1 hour ago, westlondonmist said:

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. She's always a right cunt to her dad. 

I always think of when she was playing ball with George. He threw it to her and she failed to catch it, so she gets the ball and just hoofs it into his face.

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8 hours ago, westlondonmist said:

Edit: Amma from Bing is better than all other cartoon characters 

Bing is the worst. A whiny, entitled, irritating little butterfly murderer WHICH ARE ENDANGERED. Flop has the patience of a saint.

Bing is exactly the kind of squib that Lucky's Dad warns us about.

 

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I have a theory about Bing, it's set in post apocalyptic world, where due to radiological fall out humans have mutated I to more animal like beings.

Due to the radiological atmosphere, organ transplantation is required on a higher frequency so genetic clones are farmed. These clones are looked after by robots designed to look like cuddly toys that keep the clones safe, but allow them to get away with all sorts of shit as they'll be harvested in six months anyway.

I fully expect the final ever episode of Bing is the whingy little cunt being lead to a darkened room and suffocated so as to not harm his internal organs.

Flop gets reset and walks back to the house to find another Bing and the process repeats.

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10 hours ago, Duke said:

Bing is the worst. A whiny, entitled, irritating little butterfly murderer WHICH ARE ENDANGERED. Flop has the patience of a saint.

Bing is exactly the kind of squib that Lucky's Dad warns us about.

 

Flop is an enabling pussyo who needs to grow a backbone.

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9 hours ago, DavidB6937 said:

A lot of kids shows are far more entertaining if you view them like that. In The Night Garden especially. 

I imagine In The Night Garden is a documentary about groups in lower socio-economic areas and their struggles with homelessness and drug addiction.

Bing is clearly 'Never Let Me Go' for kids.

Putting slants on shows like this were the only things that got me through them being on the telly. Never had to make up any shit about Bluey ... Because it's pretty fucking awesome.

We got a VPN in our house just so we could watch season 3.

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10 hours ago, Duke said:

Bing is the worst. A whiny, entitled, irritating little butterfly murderer WHICH ARE ENDANGERED. Flop has the patience of a saint.

Bing is exactly the kind of squib that Lucky's Dad warns us about.

 

Bing is a bit of a whingy git but some of the other characters are quite funny. 

I was glad when my son started watching Ben and Holly, Nanny Plum is a great character. 

Brum is great too, but that's not a cartoon. 

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48 minutes ago, westlondonmist said:

Bing is a bit of a whingy git but some of the other characters are quite funny. 

I was glad when my son started watching Ben and Holly, Nanny Plum is a great character. 

Brum is great too, but that's not a cartoon. 

Horses for courses, but none of the characters in bing are funny for me. They're all just simpering around that idiot child. 

 

My theory for bing has always been that they've been abandoned by their parents and had psychotic breaks so they think their cuddly toys are their parents.

Saw an episode the other day where they tried to catch a frog and feed it lettuce. Squibs.

 

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Anyone who's seen episodes such as, 'Grannies', 'Shadowlands', 'Bike', 'Sleepytime', 'Dance Mode', 'Sleepover', and others, must accept the pure brilliance, the majestic comedy timing, character work, the breathtaking gravitas that Bluey has in spades. It's a cartoon for all ages, everyone, everywhere. The music alone deserves some award or other.   

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5 hours ago, ThumpSquids said:

The music alone deserves some award or other. 

Yeah, absolutely. I love how they blend notable classical music in with the modern compositions too. ‘Sleepytime’ in particular has to be up there for the sheer quality of the animation and storytelling over such a short period of time.

Personal favourite episode has to be ‘Takeaway’ though. The music grows more frantic as events in the episode unfold, and that feeling of just wanting to get through these five minutes so you can get the kids home for dinner and have your spring rolls in peace and quiet… safe to say every dad must’ve been through it at least once! Yet as usual, Bandit rolls with the punches, embraces it and pulls through for his children.

I’ve seen criticism levelled that he’s an unrealistic ideal of what a father should be, but I don’t agree - instead I think he’s just a normal dad character who makes the right decisions in a way I wish I would more often. It’s caused me to really examine how I act with my two kids and I can honestly say I’m better for it.

Oh, and Bing becomes more terrifying when you consider that he could squash Flop like a grape if he wanted to. And he definitely would. 

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7 hours ago, Daaaaaad! said:

I’ve seen criticism levelled that he’s an unrealistic ideal of what a father should be, but I don’t agree - instead I think he’s just a normal dad character who makes the right decisions in a way I wish I would more often. It’s caused me to really examine how I act with my two kids and I can honestly say I’m better for it.

The episode where Bandit is too rough and hurts Bingo is one of the truest reflections of parenthood I've seen in kids TV and also when he reminisces about all the times he's played pranks on the girls when they don't believe him is great.

Peppa pig can get to fuck with her bad behaviour and attitude, Bluey is where you learn true values.

Searching Twitter for this video makes you realise that people will make cartoon porn out of absolutely anything, Twitter is a cesspool at times.

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