Fry-ups

[Jesse]

3 hours ago, Tommy! said:

Air fryers!

Oven baked bacon!!

What the fuck are you all doing you mental bunch of wrong 'uns

Fully agreed. The correct way is in the microwave with a bit of kitchen roll to soak up the grease.

[Devon Malcolm]

I don't have fry-ups anymore in a forlorn attempt to eat a little more healthily and the last couple of pages are still ruining them for me.

[Tommy!]

10 minutes ago, Jesse said:

in the microwave

 

[Gus Mears]

The clue is in the name; 'fry up'. Not 'oven up' or 'microwave up' or, God forbid, 'air fry up'.

[SuperBacon]

Bacon. The best breakfast food and the best surname.

[FLips]

Sausage beats bacon handily, square sausage patties like you get up in Scotland beats everything except maybe black pudding, which is the star of the show.

Edit: My wife said the best part of a breakfast is the toast and she means it genuinely. For the second day in a row this thread has caused me problems.

Edited April 6, 2023 by FelatioLips

[Thunderplex]

Air fryer + pan + toaster=best breakfast.

Airfry the sausage, hashbrowns, mushrooms and a tomato for the lady of your life for 12 minutes, put in the oven to keep warm.

Place the bacon in the airfryer for 8 minutes.

While that’s sizzling away, hot oil in a pan, fry the bread, pop straight on the shelf of the warming oven, put the toast down and slip the eggs in the still hot fried bread oil.

Serve to applause.

you’re welcome.

[Mr_Danger]

5 minutes ago, Thunderplex said:

Air fryer + pan + toaster=best breakfast.

Airfry the sausage, hashbrowns, mushrooms and a tomato for the lady of your life for 12 minutes, put in the oven to keep warm.

Place the bacon in the airfryer for 8 minutes.

While that’s sizzling away, hot oil in a pan, fry the bread, pop straight on the shelf of the warming oven, put the toast down and slip the eggs in the still hot fried bread oil.

Serve to applause.

you’re welcome.

Spot on. Microwave a bit of cheese if you’re feeling continental.

[King Coconut]

Not for the first time I'm concerned about some of you lot. There are a few ways to cook bacon, eggs, sausages, tomatoes and the like. These ways are all acceptable as long as they don't involve anything other than a grill or a pan. I don't have an air fryer so can't comment other than to point out that Houchen has one, so it's definitely not normal.

Excluding something because it's not fried is excluding beans, which is obviously idiotic.

[Lion_of_the_Midlands]

I can live without the toast. If you are doing a big wipe of the plate at the end then bread and butter is more absorbent. 

[Gus Mears]

No one is saying fry your beans with the essentials, that would be insane. It's that all the good stuff is fried - bacon, sausage, black pudding, egg and bread if I'm not bothered about having a heart attack by 50.

[Mr_Danger]

Just me frying beans in butter then?

[SuperBacon]

I mean, you can fry beans if you want.

[Gus Mears]

You can fry almost anything if you put your mind to it. Doesn't mean you should.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Gus Mears

[FLips]

People scrambling their eggs in a pan or the microwave then? Both are acceptable I would say even if pan tastes better.